I shit you not...

HyperM3 · 05-24-2007, 01:42 PM

I just went to the $1 store to pick up some chocolate(had a bad craving) and I overheard the person in the other lane...

...(80+yr old person holding up a bear figurine) Can you price check this for me?

The employee chuckled but tried to hide it and said "thats a dollar".

Customer continues with "I wasnt sure, it was mixed in with other items".

Needless to say, I had to leave quickly and come right back here to share it with you.

OH, if it matters, I got a giant Chunky with peanuts and raisins.

DFW_M · 05-24-2007, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

I just went to the $1 store to pick up some chocolate(had a bad craving) and I overheard the person in the other lane...

...(80+yr old person holding up a bear figurine) Can you price check this for me?

The employee chuckled but tried to hide it and said "thats a dollar".

Customer continues with "I wasnt sure, it was mixed in with other items".

Needless to say, I had to leave quickly and come right back here to share it with you.

OH, if it matters, I got a giant Chunky with peanuts and raisins.

How much did you pay for it?

txusa03 · 05-24-2007, 01:45 PM

dude, even 99 cent store have sales too so it could have been in the discounted items...

DFW_M · 05-24-2007, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

dude, even 99 cent store have sales too so it could have been in the discounted items...

go back to work slacker...

txusa03 · 05-24-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dr325i

go back to work slacker...

I could be taking a long memorial week off

DustinDallas · 05-24-2007, 01:52 PM

i love old people..

and who goes to a dollar store to buy stuff..especially something you eat..LOL

HyperM3 · 05-24-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DustinDallas

and who goes to a dollar store to buy stuff..especially something you eat..LOL

Dude, have you actually been to a dollar store? Its like a holy grail. All the food has to legally be within expiration period so its all safe. Secondly, youll find things there that you pay $3-5 normally(maybe more). Its really great.

KL2DC · 05-24-2007, 02:02 PM

actually not everything in a dollar store is a dollar...so its a pretty valid question...I think.

KCMINI · 05-24-2007, 02:05 PM

Old people amuse the hell out of me....
I work in an "adult living community" country club..and yesterday I was waiting on this old couple that was considering buying a house..of course..I give the shittiest service imaginable so they don't move there. lol. Anyways..this lady was asking me all these questions...keep in mind she's like 890 yrs. old looking like she just came back from life after being dead 50 years..crippled bitch..anyways...I take out her food...she makes me take back her steak because "green stuff was touching it...I JUST CAN'T EAT THIS!" So I take it back into the kitchen and the cook says "OH..I'll take care of this..." then winks at me. LOL. So when they were done with their dinner they were asking me "sooo....where is the nearest shopping center?" "Do you mean...mall?" "yeah..one of them...". So I proceded to give them directions and they were blankly staring at me expecting me to draw a diagram for them on a napkin or something...yeahhh...so when they were about to leave she got one of the suggestion cards that we have placed on the tables..she fills out "service was satisfactory..but may I suggest that you get homemade yogurt..we need soft foods....(i'm thinking baby food...lol) and allow foods for those that have diabetes...". That place makes me cry at night...

lol. I like that smilie. The End.

KCMINI · 05-24-2007, 02:10 PM

Don't diss the dollar store, Kyle..that's where my grandparents get most of my gifts for Christmas....:mad: LOL.

jrios_jr · 05-24-2007, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KL2DC

actually not everything in a dollar store is a dollar...so its a pretty valid question...I think.

yup that's correct.... a friend of mine owns a $1 store and believe or not, NOT everything is $1 so i stand with KL2DC it's a valid question

DFW_M · 05-24-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by txusa03

I could be taking a long memorial week off

I will be taking 2 memorial weeks off starting tomorrow...

Nikki · 05-24-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by KCMINI

Don't diss the dollar store, Kyle..that's where my grandparents get most of my gifts for Christmas....:mad: LOL.

Yeah that's where my great grandmother used to go. She got me some magical items at that dollar store.

DustinDallas · 05-24-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Dude, have you actually been to a dollar store? Its like a holy grail. All the food has to legally be within expiration period so its all safe. Secondly, youll find things there that you pay $3-5 normally(maybe more). Its really great.

haha, nah I havent..but i was just giving ya shit..im sure its fine.

DustinDallas · 05-24-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KCMINI

Old people amuse the hell out of me....
I work in an "adult living community" country club..and yesterday I was waiting on this old couple that was considering buying a house..of course..I give the shittiest service imaginable so they don't move there. lol. Anyways..this lady was asking me all these questions...keep in mind she's like 890 yrs. old looking like she just came back from life after being dead 50 years..crippled bitch..anyways...I take out her food...she makes me take back her steak because "green stuff was touching it...I JUST CAN'T EAT THIS!" So I take it back into the kitchen and the cook says "OH..I'll take care of this..." then winks at me. LOL. So when they were done with their dinner they were asking me "sooo....where is the nearest shopping center?" "Do you mean...mall?" "yeah..one of them...". So I proceded to give them directions and they were blankly staring at me expecting me to draw a diagram for them on a napkin or something...yeahhh...so when they were about to leave she got one of the suggestion cards that we have placed on the tables..she fills out "service was satisfactory..but may I suggest that you get homemade yogurt..we need soft foods....(i'm thinking baby food...lol) and allow foods for those that have diabetes...". That place makes me cry at night...

lol. I like that smilie. The End.

wow..quite a story..

HyperM3 · 05-24-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jrios_jr

yup that's correct.... a friend of mine owns a $1 store and believe or not, NOT everything is $1 so i stand with KL2DC it's a valid question

Ok ok fine. I bought 2 candy bars for $1, BUT they were clearly marked.

Oh well I cant win, I though it was funny, apparently the jokes on me.

txusa03 · 05-24-2007, 02:33 PM

I kid you not, living off $1 store afford me a 2006 bmw 330i.

If I continue down this path, I can get my hands on an M6 in 5 more years (i kid you not, that is my plan)

DustinDallas · 05-24-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by HyperM3

Ok ok fine. I bought 2 candy bars for $1, BUT they were clearly marked.

Oh well I cant win, I though it was funny, apparently the jokes on me.

i thought it was funny too, no worries.

Ninjaneer · 05-24-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jrios_jr

yup that's correct.... a friend of mine owns a $1 store and believe or not, NOT everything is $1 so i stand with KL2DC it's a valid question

How much do people earn at a dollar store?

j/k

DustinDallas · 05-24-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjaneer

How much do people earn at a dollar store?

LOL..sounds like a lucrative business..

JOYRIIDE1113 · 05-24-2007, 02:55 PM

Dollar stores have some pretty cool junk.

Not everything in a dollar store is a dollar thouhg, atleast not here in Miami.

Kiemyster · 05-24-2007, 03:07 PM

you know what? EVERY dollar store ive been into, (not much just about 3) was just to see the people that shop there. shockingly, it makes walmart look good. yeah, i know. sad. and yeah, at the dollar store, there are a good bit of things that cost more than a dollar.

and if u shop at walmart, no offense. (Target FTW lol jk jk)

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KCMINI I'll fuck for a Bimmer.. 6 Rep 36 Posts Drives: MINI Cooper S Join Date: May 2007 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (0)	Old people amuse the hell out of me.... I work in an "adult living community" country club..and yesterday I was waiting on this old couple that was considering buying a house..of course..I give the shittiest service imaginable so they don't move there. lol. Anyways..this lady was asking me all these questions...keep in mind she's like 890 yrs. old looking like she just came back from life after being dead 50 years..crippled bitch..anyways...I take out her food...she makes me take back her steak because "green stuff was touching it...I JUST CAN'T EAT THIS!" So I take it back into the kitchen and the cook says "OH..I'll take care of this..." then winks at me. LOL. So when they were done with their dinner they were asking me "sooo....where is the nearest shopping center?" "Do you mean...mall?" "yeah..one of them...". So I proceded to give them directions and they were blankly staring at me expecting me to draw a diagram for them on a napkin or something...yeahhh...so when they were about to leave she got one of the suggestion cards that we have placed on the tables..she fills out "service was satisfactory..but may I suggest that you get homemade yogurt..we need soft foods....(i'm thinking baby food...lol) and allow foods for those that have diabetes...". That place makes me cry at night... lol. I like that smilie. The End. __________________ ~Kelsey~
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