Weird Dream

Tondtar · 07-24-2011, 12:11 AM

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

leJUNd · 07-24-2011, 01:46 AM

Last night in my dream... I was pregnant and got shot in the amc restroom by a mexican gangster.

Tondtar · 07-24-2011, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by accordingi2ime

Last night in my dream... I was pregnant and got shot in the amc restroom by a mexican gangster.

Davin · 07-24-2011, 12:35 PM

I heard that one about 2-3 years ago

JayKay335i · 08-07-2011, 07:22 PM

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Tondtar · 08-07-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

diehard · 08-13-2011, 12:01 PM

LOL......

07-24-2011, 12:11 AM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1076 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Weird Dream Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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leJUNd First Lieutenant 89 Rep 322 Posts Drives: e90 M3 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	Last night in my dream... I was pregnant and got shot in the amc restroom by a mexican gangster.
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Davin Lieutenant Colonel 54 Rep 1,721 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Trinidad & Tobago / NYC iTrader: (0)	I heard that one about 2-3 years ago
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JayKay335i Banned 189 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
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diehard Lieutenant 15 Rep 582 Posts Drives: e91 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: yyz iTrader: (0)	LOL......
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