How to have sex for hours?

[MTV]

Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

ewww jerking off is wack. I like waiting days b4 I have sex so my dick gets rock solid and my balls get HUGE. Girls like that. Sounds like your girl needs a train on her. Maybe 6 dicks. One in her cooch, one in her ass, one her her mouth, one in each hand and one between her feet. Seriously, this girl is a fuckaholic.

That's the way every girl should be...

[Seanross]

Originally Posted by krnshinsa

dude i usually cum the first time in 30 min's. and then i go again for about 4-5 times with an exponential increase of time between set's. ( serious) I don't know why its just how my body works..

+1 I messed around and did it so long, my legs fell asleep, I fell down some stairs on my way out cuz they were so weak

Originally Posted by ADHD

THIS IS KEY

FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,

Man I tried that today and it aint work for me, or maybe cuz I wasnt all that attracted to her as I though (I HATE when that happens)

[Ninjaneer]

[stooken]

hilarious!!

there is actually a spray you can buy that numbs your penis. went with my cousin to buy it and he said he went for over an hour. spray it on like 15-20 mins before and you're good to go.

either that or just train the girl to take quickies only

[!Xoible]

if you cant feel shit what good is that dude? i dont want a numb dick, i already have a numb brain

[stooken]

Originally Posted by mantis

if you cant feel shit what good is that dude? i dont want a numb dick, i already have a numb brain

you can feel it but the sensation isn't so high that you want to bust a night. kinda like those times where you just keep going and going but you can't nut.

but then again, if the girl is hot enough and you don't want to look like an idiot then it might be worth it

[Seanross]

Originally Posted by stooken

hilarious!!

there is actually a spray you can buy that numbs your penis. went with my cousin to buy it and he said he went for over an hour. spray it on like 15-20 mins before and you're good to go.

either that or just train the girl to take quickies only

O I tried that when I was like 16, except your suppose to wipe it off after like 5 minutes of puttin it on then go do your biz.. I think it did it wrong though cuz my tool was burning from it

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by Seanross

O I tried that when I was like 16, except your suppose to wipe it off after like 5 minutes of puttin it on then go do your biz.. I think it did it wrong though cuz my tool was burning from it

That's because you are supposed to go have sex, not whank it

Originally Posted by schneid4323

That's because you are supposed to go have sex, not whank it

A for effort

[Neema]

Originally Posted by stooken

bust a night.

bust a night haha? Like bust out the teddy bear and blanket and go night night ?

jk jk.....

[FirstClass]

Just posting in a legendary thread.

[Comet]

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

lmao boost you're not the only one with the "bust a nut mode" I can go on for hours but if its a porno ill finish in 5 minutes.

+1 same here

Originally Posted by phatr1s

You need to warm her up with you tongue until she comes a couple of times, then you ready to fuck for a while, trust me if she comes 3-4 times she should be done in less then two hours, that will give you time to rest and if she wake up and want some more you will be ready then.
Good luck fucking.....this is the best treat...LOL

I was going to suggest that
oral her a bit.. then do your 30minute thing...

or you could always learn how to do the tantric sex like in American Pie 2

[Neema]

Originally Posted by MTV

"Bust a nut mode" haha

watch out when Im in it though . . . . shits insane

OO- - - - - - >

[Neema]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

LMFAOROFLLOL!!!!!

omg I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time...this thread is great...keep it up guys. omg Boost the way you wrote this was like serious, but joking, but serious. I dunno, it was just really funny. "Bust a nut" mode lol!

haha thanks man

Originally Posted by MTV

I was actually waiting for Neema to contribute to this thread cause I knew he would write a whole novel on the topic LOL!

haha hey now. . . i cant help having to explain my weird ways hah

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

lmao boost you're not the only one with the "bust a nut mode" I can go on for hours but if its a porno ill finish in 5 minutes.

Originally Posted by asdflkijd

Dude, I know where you are coming from, but this was like during the first month or so.. I had to hold in my breath to go into "nut-mod".. sounds weird but its true.. Not anymore though

Originally Posted by Last E92 M3

the op failed. he just sent me a pm that he wasnt rough enough to meet his new gf's expectation.

Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

I know right. GOod stuff.

Originally Posted by Comet

+1 same here

[lyndon_h]

you might have to hire out for that.

[NoKids]

OK THE RESULTS ARE IN! (but sorry no pics)

Yesterday was a long day! (woke up at 8am, did laundry, groceries, cleaned the apartement, went to work at 3pm), my gf was in my apartment waiting for me when i got home. i got home at 11:15pm, took a quick shower, and we went at it. I did NOT FLOG THE DOG as suggested, and went in FULLY LOADED. I popped 2 cialis pills around 10:55pm. Funny thing about those pills is that you dont feel anything until you start to fuck. That's when you feel your dick turn into a metal rod.

I only lasted 1 hour. It wasn't about my penis, i just had too long of a day and ran out of energy. i went to sleep but my dick was wide awake all night. haha. That was the hardest fucking i've ever been involved in. serious spanking and hair pulling going on. i made her say some dirty shit. i think i scared her. j/k. in the morning we did it again for about half hour. now i have a headache.

i feel like barry bonds. fuckin dopehead cheater.

[.:bHd:.]

[sparkyg]

[Spacegray335i]

all of you guys are the man and hilarious. Since this is a car forum, do any of you guys actually DO it in your E90s? I found it you really need to be very flexible on the passenger seat. Another option is to fold down the rear seats and rock it back there....

Since I only got 35% tints, I really need to use jackets to cover up the side windows and our all time favorite BMW sunshade along with power rear sunshade for some privacy (this is day time btw)

[mds82]

1 hour - weak!!!! no pics - it didnt happen....

[Mo]

Funny thread, no way anyone lasts more than two hours straight, i dont care what you guys say. Her pussy would be sore and the sex would suck...... I think its better to do it a 3-4 times a night without lasting more than an hour each.

[brokemywallet]

did you show her your "Ohh Face"???

yeah, this has to be one of the funniest threads i've seen on bimmerpost...

to OP, we need pics........