Asshole BMW driver

[lopealle]

So today I was at Walmart and some guys in some mustangs come up to me and ask me about my car. I told them what ever they wanted to hear all blah blah blah and I ask them about their mustangs because I own one also. So one of the guys ask me if he could drive and of course I said no. I mean I don't know these guys at all. So I went from cool conversation to i'm an asshole. So of course I got into my car and left. Do you guys ever get the "can I drive your car people?" If you said no were you called an asshole?

[JayKay335i]

I'd laugh and tell them to fuck them selves.

[lopealle]

I mean don't get me wrong i'm no way arrogant or anything like that. I just don't let people I don't know drive my car. Especially some young teenagers.

[CollinsE90]

fuck no, you did right OP

[khaye1]

haha...I would've asked if I could get some of whatever they were smoking at that time.

[lopealle]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'd laugh and tell them to fuck them selves.

lol I thought about it.

[lopealle]

I glad to see im not the only one that denies free rides.

[CollinsE90]

I would of said, "my car is not insured for dumb asses"

[BMW F22]

WTF? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's like "listen, I know we just met but can I drive your car??" I would be like "hey listen. I know we just met but can I screw your gf?? no?? then stfu!!" People should know better than to ask to drive others' cars. Some of my friends are afraid to drive it even when I offered it to them (like when they say I wonder how it drives).

[Schm]

Uh, you should ask them if you could fuck their collective mom's/girlfriends when they're done. Fuck right they can't drive your car.

[MF80]

You should bitch slap the guy's left ear. Done that couple times...no more shit-talker.

[vincentvega222]

Originally Posted by Schm

Uh, you should ask them if you could fuck their collective mom's/girlfriends when they're done. Fuck right they can't drive your car.

+1 Were they expecting you to say yes? Lol

[1cleanm6]

i got a neighbor who wants to borrow my car to take to school (hs) lmao

right right!

[Negotiator]

This is pretty far on the spectrum of acknowledgement threads. I think the only one further in this direction would be "Hey guys, I met this dude today. He was totally rad, but he was like, "Hey, let's go kill a baby". I was like "Naaaah", and he was like "Fuck you, you suck". Well...I don't suck, do I?

C'mon dude...

[jhv]

them: 'can i drive your car?'
me: 'can i fuck your girl?'

edit:

Originally Posted by Schm

Uh, you should ask them if you could fuck their collective mom's/girlfriends when they're done. Fuck right they can't drive your car.

dammit

[aretardedorange]

Well all this could have been avoided if you did not go to Walmart. . Peopleofwalmart.com.

-But you did right OP!

[CollinsE90]

I grocery shop at Wal-Mart, habit from growing up broke. Now though I just go at 11pm so I avoid all the dumb asses.

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I grocery shop at Wal-Mart, habit from growing up broke. Now though I just go at 11pm so I avoid all the dumb asses.

Yeah but then there's a long ass line because only 1 register is open

[EmmettBrown]

so let me get this straight, a stranger asks if he can drive your car and you feel like an asshole for saying no? man, thats only right. and the thread title is misleading... even if you were in a hyundai or kia, NO would be the right answer.

[M3 6MT]

Should have said: "yes, but I need a $75k as a collateral" lol

[Oregano123]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I grocery shop at Wal-Mart, habit from growing up broke. Now though I just go at 11pm so I avoid all the dumb asses.

lol i grocery shop at 2AM.

[persian54]

people i know are scared to even park my car lol

you did the right thing