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      12-19-2017, 09:01 PM   #1
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Official Prancercise Thread

It has been suggested by many on the forum that the Prancercising videos are misplaced in standard OT and Politics and Religion so I'm placing them here.
Prancercising is a cutting edge physical and spiritual journey. Please watch, spread the word, and consider becoming certified. jgoens , UncleWede , 1MOREMOD Delta0311 DonaldPump

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[quote=MKSixer;22556387]It has been suggested by many (of the sick puppies) on the forum that the Prancercising videos are misplaced in standard OT and Politics and Religion so I'm placing them here.
Prancercising is a cutting edge physical and spiritual journey. Please don't watch, spread the word, and consider becoming certified. The sick culprits are jgoens , UncleWede , 1MOREMOD Delta0311 DonaldPump

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Fixed it for you.
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      12-20-2017, 12:01 PM   #5
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NO, no, no, no, no! Do not entice innocent thread viewers to watch these. They cannot unsee these videos. I saw one 2 or 3 years ago, and I have never been the same.
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And then, LUPS will be drawn into this, and we will spend hours deciphering her remarks about this and chicken sex. OH THE HORROR!!!
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      12-20-2017, 12:42 PM   #7
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You gotta be shittin me--I've never suggested anything other than deleting these. Jason a little help here. These videos have caused enough damage and are ruining the integrity and wholesomeness of BP. Helllllp



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Thanks for your support, Philippe!! She is doing her thing and helping others do theirs!! A win all around!
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Thanks for your support, Philippe!! She is doing her thing and helping others do theirs!! A win all around!
You sick, weird man! Can't you just eat cabbage and some weird cleansing juices Alex jones probably sells if you need to diet to fit in your stupid middle age man car?

Your weird obsession with that chick has gone far enough. Stop this shit, or i will use the internet to learn voodoo and your penis will fall off.
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You sick, weird man! Can't you just eat cabbage and some weird cleansing juices Alex jones probably sells if you need to diet to fit in your stupid middle age man car?

Your weird obsession with that chick has gone far enough. Stop this shit, or i will use the internet to learn voodoo and your penis will fall off.
But you have to admit this; these video unite everyone, both Liberals and Conservatives to a single cause. It's all good, but just delete the videos anyhow, because we prefer the bickering to this crap.
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You sick, weird man! Can't you just eat cabbage and some weird cleansing juices Alex jones probably sells if you need to diet to fit in your stupid middle age man car?

Your weird obsession with that chick has gone far enough. Stop this shit, or i will use the internet to learn voodoo and your penis will fall off.
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It has been suggested by many (of the sick puppies) on the forum that the Prancercising videos are misplaced in standard OT and Politics and Religion so I'm placing them here.
Prancercising is a cutting edge physical and spiritual journey. Please don't watch, spread the word, and consider becoming certified. The sick culprits are jgoens , UncleWede , 1MOREMOD Delta0311 DonaldPump

Warning: Cameltoe, and then some

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Deleted, as minors could be watching

Warning: Cameltoe and Moose knuckle

The advanced video which features complex moves and patterns:
Deleted for same reason as above.

Fixed it for you.
What's with all the negativity?!?!! Wait...here's more just for you:

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You sick, weird man! Can't you just eat cabbage and some weird cleansing juices Alex jones probably sells if you need to diet to fit in your stupid middle age man car?

Your weird obsession with that chick has gone far enough. Stop this shit, or i will use the internet to learn voodoo and your penis will fall off.
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Watch it!! I'm from Louisiana and will get the real $hit on you!!
You're so old your dingdong probably falls off on his (or is a penis a she like a replacement such as an M6 is?) own and i get the credits!
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But you have to admit this; these video unite everyone, both Liberals and Conservatives to a single cause. It's all good, but just delete the videos anyhow, because we prefer the bickering to this crap.
I heard Trump approves of those vids and wants funding for more to be produced.
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Watch it!! I'm from Louisiana and will get the real $hit on you!!
Hahaha!! My man, I knew I like MKSixer for some reason other than the camel toe...

And OMG!! The one with the horse guy! What the hell is going on with the guy? He needs to quit going commando and get some briefs...
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Hahaha!! My man, I knew I like MKSixer for some reason other than the camel toe...

And OMG!! The one with the horse guy! What the hell is going on with the guy? He needs to quit going commando and get some briefs...
Ha! You didn't know? I'm right up the road in BR. And I have no clue what is going on with Mr. Moose Knuckle!! I just avert my eyes!
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Hahaha!! My man, I knew I like MKSixer for some reason other than the camel toe...

And OMG!! The one with the horse guy! What the hell is going on with the guy? He needs to quit going commando and get some briefs...
You do realize everyone here will sue you for damages because you just posted supportive comments and now he will post more of those? Fuck, you can't even sue people in Finland, but i sure as hell will try!
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Thanks for your support, Philippe!! She is doing her thing and helping others do theirs!! A win all around!
All my pleasure .Thank you Sir !
That's all I can do for her from here . But I'm pretty sure she knows how she can show her biggest quality ....through her yoga pants

But yeah ...Her voice sounds cute .
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But yeah ...Her voice sounds cute .
Just close your eyes or turn off the lights!
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You do realize everyone here will sue you for damages because you just posted supportive comments and now he will post more of those? Fuck, you can't even sue people in Finland, but i sure as hell will try!
Blood from a turnip!
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