What will your dream M3 be like?

[ersin]

BMWNA does not allow individual option. This thread will be taken down shortly by BMWNA.

[BK]

Wow, we love our iPod adaptors. I'm slightly disappointed to see the E90 is not representin' better.

[ihyln]

No SSII, so I checked off every option and submitted it.

[J08M3]

I want an E92 with an M5 engine... that would be cool.

[booforty]

ipod still leading... 19" rims and technology package close behind!

[mkoesel]

I can't answer due to lack of IB choice so I will just tell you in words.

My dream M3 will be like a normal M3 except it has the iDrive screen replaced with a window into the minds of my enemies. Each tire is made of the skin from Chuck Norris' deceased dragons. The dash has a tap for Unibroue (every type they make), and because its a dream I can drink without worrying about UBAL or getting a DUI. The iDrive lady speaks with a french accent and occasionally asks me if I want a blow job. She obliges if I wish. The engine sound is also enhanced by alien technology and should not be listened to by women who are pregnant, may become pregnant, have ever thought about being pregnant, or even came from a pregnant women once themselves.

In back we have a larger-than-normal seating area accompanied by a buffet of Prime Rib, Cocoa Puffs, Spanakopita, and buttered french fries which I can dip into as needed. Sitting back there are (in order of left to right) Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Michelle Pfeifer (because she's hot for an old chick, and I'm freaky) and that chick from the orbit gum commercials. Brandi Belle (don't google that if you wish to remain employed) rides shotgun and carefully orchestrates an orgy among them. When I hit the M button, they swap.

This car is an E93 with no weight or rigidity penalties. The top goes down instantly, and retracts automatically when the sun comes out or when I clap my hands. I lapped the Nurburgring in less than negative 25 seconds. M-DCT works flawlessly even under threshold braking or in a vaccuum. I once beat a top fuel funnycar in a drag race and it was being driven by a ninja. The fuel economy is infinite and I can fill the car up with biodeisel or rain water.

When I hit the brake pedal hard enough, everythinig else stops while I keep moving. All aluminum parts are replaced by carbon fibre coated kevlar. No one can see me at night or during a lunar eclipse. I have LED interior lights. My SA is a Pirate. He gave me gold coins.

Its $1000 and I bought it with a collection of Target gift cards. The people at BMW USA pay me to drive.

Everyone thinks I am an astronaut. The moon talks to me. Lisa Marie Preseley detailed the car, and I took delivery on Mars.

Procrastination does not exist while in possession of this car.

[synclastica_86]

Originally Posted by mkoesel

I can't answer due to lack of IB choice so I will just tell you in words.

My dream M3 will be like a normal M3 except it has the iDrive screen replaced with a window into the minds of my enemies. Each tire is made of the skin from Chuck Norris' deceased dragons. The dash has a tap for Unibroue (every type they make), and because its a dream I can drink without worrying about UBAL or getting a DUI. The iDrive lady speaks with a french accent and occasionally asks me if I want a blow job. She obliges if I wish. The engine sound is also enhanced by alien technology and should not be listened to by women who are pregnant, may become pregnant, have ever thought about being pregnant, or even came from a pregnant women once themselves.

In back we have a larger-than-normal seating area accompanied by a buffet of Prime Rib, Cocoa Puffs, Spanakopita, and buttered french fries which I can dip into as needed. Sitting back there are (in order of left to right) Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Michelle Pfeifer (because she's hot for an old chick, and I'm freaky) and that chick from the orbit gum commercials. Brandi Belle (don't google that if you wish to remain employed) rides shotgun and carefully orchestrates an orgy among them. When I hit the M button, they swap.

This car is an E93 with no weight or rigidity penalties. The top goes down instantly, and retracts automatically when the sun comes out or when I clap my hands. I lapped the Nurburgring in less than negative 25 seconds. M-DCT works flawlessly even under threshold braking or in a vaccuum. I once beat a top fuel funnycar in a drag race and it was being driven by a ninja. The fuel economy is infinite and I can fill the car up with biodeisel or rain water.

When I hit the brake pedal hard enough, everythinig else stops while I keep moving. All aluminum parts are replaced by carbon fibre coated kevlar. No one can see me at night or during a lunar eclipse. I have LED interior lights. My SA is a Pirate. He gave me gold coins.

Its $1000 and I bought it with a collection of Target gift cards. The people at BMW USA pay me to drive.

Everyone thinks I am an astronaut. The moon talks to me. Lisa Marie Preseley detailed the car, and I took delivery on Mars.

Procrastination does not exist while in possession of this car.

Isn't this precisely a Maybach? O... wait... sorry, I forgot that also comes with pepersprays and flame throwers to use against unsuspecting pesants and a trunk full of playboy bunnies.

[ruff]

Originally Posted by BMRLVR

I will be doing a E90 with an Individual exterior color, Fox Red Extended and Piano Black trim. I am not quite sure of the exterior color yet but it is between Azurite Black, Silver Grey or Moonstone.

Cheers

I may take up residence with the Canucks just to get my hands on some VIP Olympics seats and touch that ever so beautiful piano black trim.

[skierman64]

Where's the 600hp motor option with Brembo CF brakes.

Seriously now, a fuel tank that's 3 or 4 gallons larger.

[Los Angeles]

Piano Black trim FTW!

[GnokGnik]

My dream M3 is the E92 M3-GTR with A/C and AUdio

edit: made street legal somehow

[synclastica_86]

what is SSII?

[M3WC]

Ok, who are the 7 people that want wood grain in their Dream M3????

[kmarei]

Brand new 1988 M3 E30 in Henna Red/black leather with less than 25 miles

[IWearScrubs]

reliable.

[cncmastr]

Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Take the poll and build your own M3!

Post any other personalizations or upgrades!

Add Alcantara interior options

[BRDHNTR]

iPod adaptor should be standard equipment because that is a make it or break it option for me. Pretty amazing considering it is a $70K car and a $350 option is that important, but I love it.

[MWM]

I don't know . . . "dream" is a very strong word to me. How about 2400lbs curb weight, minimal creature comforts, same engine/gearbox, and bigger brakes?

[ersin]

Originally Posted by J08M3

I want an E92 with an M5 engine... that would be cool.

I want a Z4M with the S65 engine ... that would be cool.

[ATSR]

Originally Posted by JetBlack5OC

Ok, who are the 7 people that want wood grain in their Dream M3????

[positiveions]

I would love an eject button for passengers; in case I get annoyed from them.

[Japanese_Racer]

Originally Posted by eatrach73

I would love an eject button for passengers; in case I get annoyed from them.

+ googleplex!

Any car should have that option.