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      07-22-2022, 05:56 PM   #40085
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If you think about it, this is another way to fight off calories.
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Wisdom Wednesday ...

A commercial jetliner is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 36,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry.

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
The version I heard also included the captain having a little fun with the stewardess in lavatory, after she sat in his lap and said, "Coffee, tea or me."
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The version I heard also included the captain having a little fun with the stewardess in lavatory, after she sat in his lap and said, "Coffee, tea or me."
And the version I heard was on TWA, so the stewardess said, “TWA Coffee or TWA Tea”
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What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are the same event viewed from different perspectives?
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What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are the same event viewed from different perspectives?
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Finally! This is the conclusion we all needed.
Except now we need the table with a smaller pizza box.
And that smaller pizza box has its own table and chairs... which then have a pizza box with its own table and chairs.

This is inception
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