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      07-11-2014, 10:00 AM   #375
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Found it! There was another set of rollers in the back. Paper looks like an accordion.
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Found it! There was another set of rollers in the back. Paper looks like an accordion.
That's a PITA when you're printing out personal stuff and it's jammed inside. Years ago someone snatched my papers and said, "You make that much?"
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I held a door open for someone today and they just walked through, not a word said or nod of acknowledgment. Uh, you're welcome....
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I held a door open for someone today and they just walked through, not a word said or nod of acknowledgment. Uh, you're welcome....
I see you're from Ft Lauderdale. So you are well aware of the snooty Boca crowd that expects you to hold the door for them. They look at you like your holding them up from a day at the spa
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I see you're from Ft Lauderdale. So you are well aware of the snooty Boca crowd that expects you to hold the door for them. They look at you like your holding them up from a day at the spa
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I do my part though to be respectful and friendly to others even if they aren't. I dont feel like I should complain if I'm doing the same thing, you know?
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What really gets me is that I'm going to go and eat with some American friends of mine, and because @954stealth made fun of me, I'm today going to suck it up and try not to stab them for not holding on to their knifes.
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touche

I do my part though to be respectful and friendly to others even if they aren't. I dont feel like I should complain if I'm doing the same thing, you know?
Most of them are holding their poodles so I feel the need to open the door for them. I learned not to expect a thank you in return.
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What really gets me is that I'm going to go and eat with some American friends of mine, and because @954stealth made fun of me, I'm today going to suck it up and try not to stab them for not holding on to their knifes.
Send them this
http://m.wikihow.com/Use-a-Fork-and-Knife-Properly
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Most of them are holding their poodles so I feel the need to open the door for them. I learned not to expect a thank you in return.
Depending on who it is, it can be a good conversation starter. Although there are a lot of gold diggers around here who probably do it on purpose
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No, I'm just going to wait and see if I'll ever answer their calls again. Rest assured, you are to blame for this.
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No, I'm just going to wait and see if I'll ever answer their calls again. Rest assured, you are to blame for this.
I'll take the blame as long as I can take you out to dinner
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I'll take the blame as long as I can take you out to dinner
Deal.
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The first one really irks the shit out of me. I constantly have to tell my SO to close the door with a slight shove. Feel like the windows going to blow out one day.
Likewise. Wifey drives me nuts doing this.
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Coming back from lunch, there were idiot on all lanes driving 35mph at a 45mph limit for over 3miles stretch. If one lane, I understand. This is both freaking lane!!!
When I finally got an opening to pass them at a 45mph @ 45mph, an idiot truck with stupid trailer with full of lawn care turns right without signal. I had to slow down to 10mph and do that same sh1t all over again....
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I held a door open for someone today and they just walked through, not a word said or nod of acknowledgment. Uh, you're welcome....
And these are women, right? (Why would you hold the door for a man/TG, or if it were your buddies they wouldn't say Ty). No class, not taught by their parents, just like a guy who has a wet fish handshake...
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Not a hippie, an elitist.
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And these are women, right? (Why would you hold the door for a man/TG, or if it were your buddies they wouldn't say Ty). No class, not taught by their parents, just like a guy who has a wet fish handshake...
Lol yes they are women with no social etiquette
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And you live in Seattle, half of those are the general population there?
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