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      11-11-2014, 08:53 PM   #1233
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Too funny. The F bomb thread is still ongoing but the Molly Shartfuck thread is in the history books.

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      11-11-2014, 09:04 PM   #1234
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I call it "As soon as practical", which is practically never! When people say that, unless I have skin in the game, it goes to the bottom of the pile.
"Please advise" is the worst. BTW I think it's practicable, when using it that way
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"Please advise" is the worst. BTW I think it's practicable, when using it that way
Could be. I'm very good at grammar, but by no means am I perfect.
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      11-12-2014, 12:15 PM   #1236
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When you wake up thinking it's Thursday. Then you get an email saying, lets' meet tomorrow Thursday at noon.
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Yesterday felt like a sunday (read:day off) which would mean today is Tuesday, but that's not right I feel more tired than that. Will someone just tell me when it's time to go home Friday afternoon.
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Yesterday felt like a sunday (read:day off) which would mean today is Tuesday, but that's not right I feel more tired than that. Will someone just tell me when it's time to go home Friday afternoon.
It's time to go home now.
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      11-12-2014, 01:22 PM   #1239
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Wait, it's still

HUMP DAY!!!
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      11-12-2014, 01:53 PM   #1240
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Wait, it's still

HUMP DAY!!!
Is it designated for humping, why the hell do they call it hump day
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      11-12-2014, 02:18 PM   #1241
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Is it designated for humping, why the hell do they call it hump day
Not sure if serious.....
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      11-12-2014, 02:19 PM   #1242
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Not sure if serious.....
Well I have an idea. I am guessing its in the middle of the week so its called hump day. Still sounds stupid to me though.
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      11-12-2014, 03:38 PM   #1243
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Well I have an idea. I am guessing its in the middle of the week so its called hump day. Still sounds stupid to me though.
Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.
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Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.
Is that true? I should know this then.
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      11-12-2014, 05:24 PM   #1245
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Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would parish.

Thus "Hump" day.
So if they missed the landmark, they'd end up in Louisiana, eh? Always wondered why they have parishes instead of counties. Learn something new every day.
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i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.


Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol
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i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.


Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol
I drive Wifey nuts clicking the gas pump up to a full dollar or at least to the nearest $0.50. She just doesn't understand...
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Actually about 5,000 years ago, Egyptians would travel across destitute plains of desert with no map, and they concluded their lateral positions lined up with the crest of a camels hump, they knew it was the middle of the week and should be coming upon a section of land that actually had water. Had they missed this landmark, they would perish.

Thus "Hump" day.
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When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.
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When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.
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i don't like when bills have cents with it. I like to even it out by paying off the cents so i can see round numbers.


Like 394.94 annoys me.

I'd pay 94.94 to even it out. lol
Along the same lines, PENNIES piss me off! What a useless coin. I get rid of them "as soon as practicable"!
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Along the same lines, PENNIES piss me off! What a useless coin. I get rid of them "as soon as practicable"!
We already got rid of pennies.

Funny thing though, on the first quick scan, "pennies" is not what I read. Which is why I read it again.
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When you're doing 105. I mean 55 *cough* and you sneeze. You blink and hope not to die.
Fixed that.
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When you're doing 75. I mean 55 *cough* and you get an itch in your eye. You start scratching and hope not to die.
The first time I read this, I thought it said, "When you're 75 [years old]...".

I lol'd my ass off.
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