Breaking news: E90Post.com aquires Delaware

LEDZEP · 04-25-2007, 01:54 PM

This just in... the State of Delaware has been aquired by the Internet auto enthusiast forum E90Post.com for an undisclosed figure. Changes to occur in the near future include (but are not limited to): No income tax for BMW 3 Series owners; Automatic immunity for BMW drivers from all traffic and speed related violations; Mark and Jason will become Governor and Lt. Governor...

Delaware is not only the First State, but the first state to be privatized by an Internet company, although sources indicate that this could become an trend. Rumor has it that YouTube.com is in negotiation to aquire California.

The first noticable sign of this new change in Delaware is the inclusion of E90Post.com member's nicknames on their vehicle registration stickers.

LI E90 · 04-25-2007, 02:00 PM

can you propse legislation in NY?

LEDZEP · 04-25-2007, 02:06 PM

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can you propse legislation in NY?

Last I heard, NY was on the block but there was little interest. The bids keep going down... I think only the porn sites are still bidding.

Carnage · 04-25-2007, 04:28 PM

I think I may buy NJ and turn around and sell to China and make big $$$$$. Think of it as flipping a house.

LEDZEP · 04-25-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

I think I may buy NJ and turn around and sell to China and make big $$$$$. Think of it as flipping a house.

You'll have to spruce it up a bit!

John 070 · 04-25-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

I think I may buy NJ and turn around and sell to China and make big $$$$$. Think of it as flipping a house.

I can't even imagine how expensive it would be to buy NJ. Big income tax, big property tax, big home values. Chinese wouldn't want it. They'd be after NYC, more bang-for-buck.

John 070 · 04-25-2007, 05:30 PM

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You'll have to spruce it up a bit!

What's the comparison, to Delaware? I had a business trip to Wilmington once, it wasn't looking too hot imho. The Dupont Country club was nice, but it wasn't far from what I perceived to be not so hot.

ehhhwik · 04-25-2007, 05:35 PM

can some one help me sell Canada? we have lots of oil!

Carnage · 04-25-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LEDZEP

You'll have to spruce it up a bit!

South Jersey is ok, it's North NJ that needs some work.

ehhhwik · 04-25-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

I think I may buy NJ and turn around and sell to China and make big $$$$$. Think of it as flipping a house.

China has nil interest in NJ, what China really needs is OIL and LOTS OF IT, so sell the Chinese Texas

Neurorad · 04-25-2007, 06:06 PM

Mulletsgalore.com has acquired TN, and have allowed citizens to post whatever they want on their registration stickers.

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Carnage · 04-25-2007, 06:08 PM

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China has nil interest in NJ, what China really needs is OIL and LOTS OF IT, so sell the Chinese Texas

I'm working on that as well, but there's a bidding war for Texas. Seems that Mexico wants it back.

ehhhwik · 04-25-2007, 06:11 PM

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I'm working on that as well, but there's a bidding war for Texas. Seems that Mexico wants it back.

ahh, i see, thats a no brainer

Carnage · 04-25-2007, 06:17 PM

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ahh, i see, thats a no brainer

Seems there was some issues back in the 1800's and Mexico's still pissed about it. Maybe I should read a history book on it.

UncleWede · 04-26-2007, 10:05 AM

There are a few Disney movies that might be easier to digest

LEDZEP · 04-26-2007, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There are a few Disney movies that might be easier to digest

Hey 'nard guy... long time no see!

dejav0o · 04-26-2007, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

I'm working on that as well, but there's a bidding war for Texas. Seems that Mexico wants it back.

Texas is part of the United States?

ehhhwik · 04-26-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

Seems there was some issues back in the 1800's and Mexico's still pissed about it. Maybe I should read a history book on it.

I smell revenge

SteveMD · 04-26-2007, 04:13 PM

I heard toodumbtovote.com is going after Maryland although evidently, those too dumb to vote last November actually did.

Kiemyster · 04-30-2007, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

Seems there was some issues back in the 1800's and Mexico's still pissed about it. Maybe I should read a history book on it.

+1111111111

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