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      08-28-2007, 09:29 PM   #1
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What do you do before you race....???

Before I start racing on the fwy or street against someone. Theres a couple things I do.

First- I turn off my music (So I cannot be distracted)
Second- I put up my windows
Third- Take "DTC" off and NOT "DSC" (I turn DTC off so my GEARS would work faster)
Fourth- I put car in "DS" Mode
Fifth- I put the car in "M1" Mode after "DS"

What do you guys do...???


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      08-28-2007, 09:31 PM   #2
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I got a MT. A real race is won on MT's
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      08-28-2007, 09:31 PM   #3
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I got a MT. A real race is won on MT's
not entirley true
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      08-28-2007, 09:33 PM   #4
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      08-28-2007, 09:38 PM   #5
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1. i rev my car like crazy (bov is a plus)
2. blast my music so i could feel the bass on my ass
3. i put my shades on
4. put all my windows down, stare down the opponent with a smurky grin on my face


edit: lol, again
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      08-28-2007, 09:47 PM   #6
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      08-28-2007, 09:49 PM   #7
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wow, I can't believe someone would actually post this. you forgot

fifth - GROW UP

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      08-28-2007, 09:53 PM   #8
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      08-28-2007, 10:12 PM   #9
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FWIW DTC is normally off. So when you push the button once it turns off DSC and turns on DTC. If you hold it down for a few seconds it turns off both.

But yeah- I watch Fast & Furious before I race.
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      08-28-2007, 10:14 PM   #10
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i try to have a lite lunch....
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      08-28-2007, 10:16 PM   #11
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      08-28-2007, 10:16 PM   #12
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i try to have a lite lunch....

this reminded me that I usually take a dump and a piss before every race. It lightens up the car a bit.
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      08-28-2007, 10:19 PM   #13
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      08-28-2007, 10:21 PM   #14
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this reminded me that I usually take a dump and a piss before every race. It lightens up the car a bit.
yeah i heard you can save .0002 off your lap times
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      08-28-2007, 10:40 PM   #15
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      08-28-2007, 11:03 PM   #16
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how do you turn DTC off? Thanks
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      08-28-2007, 11:10 PM   #17
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      08-28-2007, 11:41 PM   #18
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please don't talk about DTC off and on it has been discussed millions of times and it always lead to and argument.

when I used to race the 1st weak that I got my car I used to press the DTC button once, put it in M1 and go.

now when I see kids in civics trying to race me I ignore them. I don't eat RICE.

if I red line my car is for my own enjoyment, I don't have to prove anything everyone knows: BMW > Honda
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      08-28-2007, 11:50 PM   #19
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      08-28-2007, 11:55 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by imaznumkay View Post
1. i rev my car like crazy (bov is a plus)
2. blast my music so i could feel the bass on my ass
3. i put my shades on
4. put all my windows down, stare down the opponent with a smurky grin on my face


edit: lol, again
stunna shades :rocks:

and yes street racing is lame
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      08-28-2007, 11:57 PM   #21
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I got a MT. A real race is won on MT's
sooo F1 and WRC aren't really racing
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      08-28-2007, 11:59 PM   #22
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I wont race any stupid people that think they have good car ie:civic, sti or evo...come on man .... i bought this 42k bimmer for safty reason not for race, just enjoy our ride
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