Birds Aren't Real

[Frostynorth]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

That shirt is probably accurate. With the nut bags coming out of universities these days. The word "doom" is applicable to those soon-to-be graduates (or not) who aren't prepared for reality and that not everyone is going to give them a safe space or treat them with kid gloves. These people are more worried about pronouns than coping with life and contributing to it in some meaningful way.

A harsh dose of reality will hit many.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

That shirt is probably accurate. With the nut bags coming out of universities these days. The word "doom" is applicable to those soon-to-be graduates (or not) who aren't prepared for reality and that not everyone is going to give them a safe space or treat them with kid gloves. These people are more worried about pronouns than coping with life and contributing to it in some meaningful way.

Whoops, I meant their shirt read "birds aren't real".

We, meaning society, are doomed.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Whoops, I meant their shirt read "birds aren't real".

We, meaning society, are doomed.

Whoops is right! Well, my editorial stands.
Oh and the fact the kid was wearing a "birds aren't real" only underscores the fact we are doomed.

[vanguard8]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Whoops is right! Well, my editorial stands.
Oh and the fact the kid was wearing a "birds aren't real" only underscores the fact we are doomed.

Wait, the kid wearing the "birds aren't real" shirt was satirizing the conspiracy fanatics around us in the broader society.
That kid isn't worrying me.

[Manny01]

Originally Posted by vanguard13

Wait, the kid wearing the "birds aren't real" shirt was satirizing the conspiracy fanatics around us in the broader society.
That kid isn't worrying me.

Someone gets it. "Birds aren't real" was satire from inception. It’s poking fun at the chromosome challenged folks on the fringes (e.g., Flat Earthers, Q adherents, the colloidal silver types, etc.).

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Manny01

Someone gets it. "Birds aren't real" was satire from inception. It’s poking fun at the chromosome challenged folks on the fringes (e.g., Flat Earthers, Q adherents, the colloidal silver types, etc.).

Hey, now. Homeopathy helped me on several occasions.

[Manny01]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hey, now. Homeopathy helped me on several occasions.

And they’ve helped me and millions of others, too. But for every legitimate remedy, there are dozens if not hundreds of, scams, snake oils, magical potions that don’t do squat.

[iminhell1]

Originally Posted by Manny01

And they’ve helped me and millions of others, too. But for every legitimate remedy, there are dozens if not hundreds of, scams, snake oils, magical potions that don’t do squat.

The interesting part not mentioned often though is the power the mind has to heal. If you believe it's real, it is. If you doubt it, it's not real.
I've wondered if there are healing properties to happiness? Something with higher levels of the chemicals in the body having an actual effect on healing, or prevention of disease.
It seems that those who feel they got the short stick always have the bad things happen and those who just don't fret have more luck.

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Manny01

Someone gets it. "Birds aren't real" was satire from inception. It’s poking fun at the chromosome challenged folks on the fringes (e.g., Flat Earthers, Q adherents, the colloidal silver types, etc.).

Be careful about poking those people. They are the ones that got the political sections shut down.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Captain Blood

Be careful about poking those people. They are the ones that got the political sections shut down.

Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by iminhell1

The interesting part not mentioned often though is the power the mind has to heal. If you believe it's real, it is. If you doubt it, it's not real.
I've wondered if there are healing properties to happiness? Something with higher levels of the chemicals in the body having an actual effect on healing, or prevention of disease.
It seems that those who feel they got the short stick always have the bad things happen and those who just don't fret have more luck.

ABSOLUTELY! I was only half-joking. I know there's none of the original "chemical" in the homeopathic remedy, it all comes down to being in tune with my mind, creating pathways to healing.

There are definitely studies showing increases in endorphins during laughter. And similar reductions during depression.

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by RickFLM4

Only $29. I'm sure the irony is lost on those taking such things seriously.

https://birdsarentreal.com/products/...short-sleeve-1

I really like the shirt that says "if it flies it spies".

[RickFLM4]

Originally Posted by Captain Blood

I really like the shirt that says "if it flies it spies".

I kinda like the "The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie" shirt.

[Frank851]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

Some of these bird drones were made in British factories, using Lucas components.....

Those birds are the ones that fly into the windows "SMACK". Certainly the result of a failure of one of the Lucas components in their radar tracking system.

[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by Frank851

Those birds are the ones that fly into the windows "SMACK". Certainly the result of a failure of one of the Lucas components in their radar tracking system.

I have not had a bird flying to any of my sliding glass doors or windows since I got my Covid booster shot. Obviously we're all in sync.

[wdb]

Originally Posted by Captain Blood

I have not had a bird flying to any of my sliding glass doors or windows since I got my Covid booster shot. Obviously we're all in sync.

Holy smokes. Me too! I never put it together until now. Thanks Bill Gates!

[Captain Blood]

Seems like a good thread to share this:

Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-59703523

[IllSic_Design]

Originally Posted by Captain Blood

Seems like a good thread to share this:

Anti-5G necklaces found to be radioactive https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-59703523

yeah, most of those "negative-ion" products actually have radioactive materials in them, Thorium being one of the most common. It's actually pretty scary that they can sell shit like that.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Captain Blood

I have not had a bird flying to any of my sliding glass doors or windows since I got my Covid booster shot. Obviously we're all in sync.

I have had all my COVID shots and just yesterday a bird shit on my car.

Guess I'm not special.

I'm writing to Bill Gates and tell him something's not working right.

[kscarrol]

Had one shit on my door handle!! One star rating for Microsoft…

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Esteban

I have had all my COVID shots and just yesterday a bird shit on my car.

Guess I'm not special.

I'm writing to Bill Gates and tell him something's not working right.

You need to apply updates and reboot

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Had one shit on my door handle!! One star rating for Microsoft…

Mine was on my hood. Took it to local coin-op car wash. All gone.

The coin-op has been remodeled. It's pretty cool now. Better and quicker.

And now takes my credit card. So does that mean it's not a coin-op, lol? Coins are a pita.