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      04-19-2016, 11:31 AM   #45
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It's just a car, as long as you're careful you should be fine. The only thing I'm paranoid about is since cans aren't held well by the cup holders in the M235i if it tips back it'll spill on the sport+/sport/comfort/eco plus switch (whatever it is called). I don't wanna have to clean beer out of that switch.*


*that's a joke.
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      04-19-2016, 11:42 AM   #46
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I started out being anal about food and drink, but at the end of the day, the car is the only place I have time to shove toast in my face in the morning. I'm also not sure I can go longer than 10 minutes without snacking. I try to be as clean as I can, but at the end of the day, it's just a car and I'm not going to let that stop me from enjoying my life. The hooker smell in the trunk was a given from the beginning, though.
u mean from the driver's seat..
I'm too mediocre to actually charge for my services.
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      04-19-2016, 11:44 AM   #47
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I'm too mediocre to actually charge for my services.
That's fine with me..
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      04-19-2016, 12:01 PM   #48
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Man, I guess I am just old.
Yes, YES you are. That's one for each of us now.
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      04-19-2016, 12:38 PM   #49
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I'm really glad you posted your experience with those BMW mats. I like the look on those much better than the Weathertechs I have and had been considering swapping them out. But knowing that the coffee seeped through makes me want to stay with what I already have. I do love the look of the red trim on them though.
It didn't seep through but the mat doesn't cover the entire carpet so it's only good for small spills, so when 2 cups of coffee spill the mat can't hold all the liquid and it spills over the edge of the mat
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      04-19-2016, 12:45 PM   #50
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No eating. Food allowed as long as it is packaged. I try to avoid all liquids with soft tops, especially coffee (sorry to the broseph up there with the Starbucks fail, RIP carpet).

GF snuck eating chocolate in the car the other day and dropped a piece down the side of the seat, luckily she was able to get it. She then complimented me on how clean said piece of chocolate was, no hair or lint. And that is why I don't allow eating.
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      04-19-2016, 12:46 PM   #51
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No eating. Food allowed as long as it is packaged. I try to avoid all liquids with soft tops, especially coffee (sorry to the broseph up there with the Starbucks fail, RIP carpet).

GF snuck eating chocolate in the car the other day and dropped a piece down the side of the seat, luckily she was able to get it. She then complimented me on how clean said piece of chocolate was, no hair or lint. And that is why I don't allow eating.
no offense, that's disgusting
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      04-19-2016, 12:48 PM   #52
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no offense, that's disgusting
lol, i didnt say she ate it anyway!
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      04-19-2016, 01:02 PM   #53
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lol, i didnt say she ate it anyway!
Careful, grimmy will hunt her down and go all Clarence Thomas on her chocolate bro.
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      04-19-2016, 01:05 PM   #54
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Careful, grimmy will hunt her down and go all Clarence Thomas on her chocolate bro.
you're projecting your perverted side onto me.. but I'll take it since I know how frustrated your trapped sperm must feel
but us single guys abuse our sperm/balls too .. i didn't jerk off for 1.5weeks while I was playing my computer games like mad, not even one visit to you-whatever, not once!
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      04-19-2016, 01:11 PM   #55
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you're projecting your perverted side onto me.. but I'll take it since I know how frustrated your trapped sperm must feel
but us single guys abuse our sperm/balls too .. i didn't jerk off for 1.5weeks while I was playing my computer games like mad, not even one visit to you-whatever, not once!
I know... how did they feel? I never got to touch them. Did it make that acne on your face go away?

Also, yes... probably projecting a perverted alter-ego.
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      04-19-2016, 01:33 PM   #56
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Careful, grimmy will hunt her down and go all Clarence Thomas on her chocolate bro.
rofl
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      04-19-2016, 01:47 PM   #57
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*gets a heart attack*

You guys should stop eating pizza and sipping starbux, it distracts you from driving. No wonder so many totalled BMWs on here. And this is because y'all lazy to drive a manual.

If I want to eat/drink, I simply stop and get out of the car, but then again I am not American, and spent 2.5 hrs cleaning the carpets last weekend.

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Race cars have carpet?????
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      04-19-2016, 02:42 PM   #59
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If your primary concern is the smell, buy a bottle of this stuff. It's great for leather, but if you just pour a dime size spot of it on the carpet under your driver's seat and lightly rub it into the carpet, your car will smell like a leather factory for weeks.

is this true seriously NO BS?
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      04-19-2016, 02:43 PM   #60
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is this true seriously NO BS?
Yes. Or just use it to clean/treat your leather. Smells like brand new leather interior again.
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      04-19-2016, 02:46 PM   #61
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Yes. Or just use it to clean/treat your leather. Smells like brand new leather interior again.
I like Griot's. They have some cool stuff. Got nice metal plate frames from then before I got actual color matched ones from IND. Great quality on all the stuff I have tried (which, to be fair, is not a TON of stuff).

Plus, Griot makes me think of a G Riot - like what happens when @verbiage and his friends get to wildin'.
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      04-19-2016, 02:58 PM   #62
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everyone is okay with putting food in their trunk now...but the moment you stick a hooker in there...everyone just loses their mind.
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      04-19-2016, 03:00 PM   #63
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everyone is okay with putting food in their trunk now...but the moment you stick a hooker in there...everyone just loses their mind.
She might eat your pizza. For best results, confirm death with mirror under nose before co-locating in trunk with valuables or food (or cocaine, obv).
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      04-19-2016, 03:04 PM   #64
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is this true seriously NO BS?
Yep..shit smells so nice, you might end up rubbing it on your cock.
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      04-19-2016, 03:06 PM   #65
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Yep..shit smells so nice, you might end up rubbing it on your cock.
Wouldn't be bad idea I just might do that wife can do some overtime LOL
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      04-19-2016, 03:09 PM   #66
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Wouldn't be bad idea I just might do that wife can do some overtime LOL
Right..she'll really appreciate your leather.
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