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      08-23-2011, 01:53 AM   #1
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THE OFFICIAL: I have an STD thread!!!

Well it seems there's a ton of raw dawg stripper banging and 1 night stand Vegas trip'in going on...so it's only fitting we follow up at that "6 month mark" to see how our lucky posters are doing.

So once you post here: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=575784

and here: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=575284

and here: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=549384

and here: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=574059


PLEASE make sure you come here...to post your new prize.

Pics are welcome.
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      08-23-2011, 05:30 AM   #2
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It's normal that it burns when I pee.... right?

And btw, what's a newb like you doing passing judgement on people here? You need to earn the right to talk about my herpes outbreaks!
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      08-23-2011, 10:33 AM   #3
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pimp....I would bet my last nickel that YOU have had an STD....you just don't know it...unless you are a virgin (or were a virgin and married a virgin)

HPV is ubiquitous and all of us that have had sex with someone that have had sex with someone else have gotten it....its just that HPV usually does little to nothing to males (genital warts fall into the "little" category)

Herpes is present in 1/5 sexually active Americans and 90% are not aware of their infection...

So....about that glass house that you live in
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pimp....I would bet my last nickel that YOU have had an STD....you just don't know it...unless you are a virgin (or were a virgin and married a virgin)

HPV is ubiquitous and all of us that have had sex with someone that have had sex with someone else have gotten it....its just that HPV usually does little to nothing to males (genital warts fall into the "little" category)

Herpes is present in 1/5 sexually active Americans and 90% are not aware of their infection...

So....about that glass house that you live in
Damn, I was going to say that about HPV.

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TK gave me HPV...


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pimp....I would bet my last nickel that YOU have had an STD....you just don't know it...unless you are a virgin (or were a virgin and married a virgin)

HPV is ubiquitous and all of us that have had sex with someone that have had sex with someone else have gotten it....its just that HPV usually does little to nothing to males (genital warts fall into the "little" category)

Herpes is present in 1/5 sexually active Americans and 90% are not aware of their infection...

So....about that glass house that you live in

Deflect much?

Seems like something hit close to home...



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And btw, what's a newb like you doing passing judgement on people here? You need to earn the right to talk about my herpes outbreaks!

Says the man who joined the forum 5 months before me...
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Says the man who joined the forum 5 months before me...
I think that's his second account.
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I think that's his second account.
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Says the man who joined the forum 5 months before me...
this comment shows just how much of a noob you are
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TK gave me HPV...


you got lucky. you should see what i gave that garbageprince guy
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Wow this thread is stupid.
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reminds me of that time I got aids...hope that never happens again
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i thought only blake was rich enough to get aid and have it cured, you must be ballin
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Deflect much?

Seems like something hit close to home...



No...I treat STD's for a living...so take the attitude somewhere else
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