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| 01-08-2010, 03:41 PM | #1 |
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Best Fails of 2009
Enjoy.
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| 01-08-2010, 03:58 PM | #2 |
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ha! thats great
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| 01-08-2010, 04:13 PM | #3 |
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at 1:24 that was that bugatti going into the water in FL right?
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| 01-08-2010, 04:14 PM | #4 |
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| 01-08-2010, 05:44 PM | #7 |
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July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you Tiger: We will make it happen July 26, 11: 22 p.m. Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday Tiger: what kind of present your naked body Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone Tiger: alone with him that is Jaimee: haha I wish Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m. Jaimee: miss u Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months  Tiger: I need you Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u Tiger: I will wear you out soon Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing Tiger: really. Where Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that Tiger: you just need some attention from me Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.) Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend  Tiger: then I am Jaimee: I wish Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together Tiger: when was the last time you got laid Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m. Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha Tiger: oh god Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding Tiger: I know sexy Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m. Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? Tiger: oh stop  Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad Tiger: its never been that bad Jaimee: very true … I only watch football Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys. Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special Tiger: why do I not believe that? Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me. Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m. Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m. Tiger: send me something very naughty Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it Jaimee: haha ur too much Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m. Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your armsTiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have. Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u Tiger: Because I'm blasian Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home. Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off Tiger: you are too funnyNov. 26, 11:16 a.m. Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you Jaimee: u too love |
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