why does housekeeping...

TurboFan · 10-11-2007, 09:39 PM

insist on adjust the thermostat, re-arranging the blinds and turning off the alarm clock EVERY F'ING DAY??? And, why must the change the station to the Spanish-language public radio station EVERY F'ING DAY?

I'm checked in for a week - seriously! Why?! Mariott, Hyatt, Hilton, it doesn't matter where. They all do it.

Ok, I feel better now. Thanks for listening.

And before some smart-ass posts it, I don't want sucky-sucky from them either! Have you seen the housekeepers in a hotel?

Nikki · 10-11-2007, 09:42 PM

i just keep the do not disturb on and ask for new towels

///Matt · 10-11-2007, 09:46 PM

ditto. I don't let them in until I'm ready to leave.

CheshireCat · 10-11-2007, 10:22 PM

por favor dejen todo como lo encontraron

nine4surfah · 10-11-2007, 11:19 PM

...because you're not there.

TurboFan · 10-12-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki

i just keep the do not disturb on and ask for new towels

They need a sign that says please make the bed, bring fresh towels, and DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE!

Someone want to translate that to spanish, and I'll get it printed?

Taittinger · 10-12-2007, 01:20 PM

Tip them more than a $1.

gbonc335i · 10-12-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboFan

They need a sign that says please make the bed, bring fresh towels, and DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE!

Someone want to translate that to spanish, and I'll get it printed?

Por favor haga la cama, traiga toallas frescas, y no TOQUE ALGO MÁS

http://translation2.paralink.com/ <---

gbonc335i · 10-12-2007, 01:25 PM

Here's one for your next ED:

Machen Sie bitte das Bett, bringen Sie frische Handtücher, und BERÜHREN SIE NICHTS ANDERES

Taittinger · 10-12-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gbonc335i

Here's one for your next ED:

Machen Sie bitte das Bett, bringen Sie frische Handtücher, und BERÜHREN SIE NICHTS ANDERES

Viel Dank!

nmulax · 10-12-2007, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

i just keep the do not disturb on and ask for new towels

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Matt

ditto. I don't let them in until I'm ready to leave.

+2
I'll usually tell the front desk that I do not want the room cleaned, and I'll call when I'd like fresh towels sent up.

Carnage · 10-12-2007, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboFan

insist on adjust the thermostat, re-arranging the blinds and turning off the alarm clock EVERY F'ING DAY??? And, why must the change the station to the Spanish-language public radio station EVERY F'ING DAY?

I'm checked in for a week - seriously! Why?! Mariott, Hyatt, Hilton, it doesn't matter where. They all do it.

Ok, I feel better now. Thanks for listening.

And before some smart-ass posts it, I don't want sucky-sucky from them either! Have you seen the housekeepers in a hotel?

it's because I own most of the hotels the world and I tell them to....

Taittinger · 10-12-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Carnage

it's because I own most of the hotels the world and I tell them to....

And Paris Hilton is your daughter?

TurboFan · 10-12-2007, 01:44 PM

ROTFLMAO!

gbonc335i · 10-12-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

And Paris Hilton is your daughter?

She is not. But she does call him daddy.

Carnage · 10-12-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gbonc335i

She is not. But she does call him daddy.

exactly...

hold on a sec...Paris!! I said shut the hell up!!!!

achien · 10-12-2007, 06:46 PM

The first thing I ask for when checking in:

Please don't let any illegal immigrant into my room!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboFan

insist on adjust the thermostat, re-arranging the blinds and turning off the alarm clock EVERY F'ING DAY??? And, why must the change the station to the Spanish-language public radio station EVERY F'ING DAY?

I'm checked in for a week - seriously! Why?! Mariott, Hyatt, Hilton, it doesn't matter where. They all do it.

Ok, I feel better now. Thanks for listening.

And before some smart-ass posts it, I don't want sucky-sucky from them either! Have you seen the housekeepers in a hotel?

Carnage · 10-12-2007, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by achien

The first thing I ask for when checking in:

Please don't let any illegal immigrant into my room!!!

sorry, but that's not going to happen. I make it a point to hire nothing but illegal immigrants...I weed out all the legal immigrants and citizens during the application process...

Revlis · 10-12-2007, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboFan

insist on adjust the thermostat, re-arranging the blinds and turning off the alarm clock EVERY F'ING DAY??? And, why must the change the station to the Spanish-language public radio station EVERY F'ING DAY?

I'm checked in for a week - seriously! Why?! Mariott, Hyatt, Hilton, it doesn't matter where. They all do it.

Ok, I feel better now. Thanks for listening.

And before some smart-ass posts it, I don't want sucky-sucky from them either! Have you seen the housekeepers in a hotel?

Sounds like you're doing wrong.

Tip em' a $20 first day or more depending on length of stay, ask that the room not be disturbed...

You're good to go, OH and if you are going to want some Bud, or company while there? Tip the Valet a $200 and you'll get most anything you want... disturbed, undisturbed, whatever.

OH and Be friendly... Say Thank you...

Revlis · 10-12-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Carnage

sorry, but that's not going to happen. I make it a point to hire nothing but illegal immigrants...I weed out all the legal immigrants and citizens during the application process...

You Too???

Found that the illegals are usually the only folks that want to do a days hard work without bitching.

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