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| 01-05-2007, 02:18 PM | #1 |
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The Story of Scotland
In the beginning when God was creating the world, He was sitting on cloud nine, telling his pal the Angel Gabriel what He planned for Scotland.
"Gabby", says He, "I'm going to give the place high majestic mountains, purple glens, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky coloured nectar can be made, coal in the ground, oil under the sea .......... gas". "Hold on! Hold on!, interjected the bold Gabriel. "Are you being too generous to these Scots?" Back came the Almighty one's reply, "Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them!!!"
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| 01-11-2007, 11:12 PM | #4 |
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A very similar joke exists for Poland as well. Now they have some unruly neighbors!
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