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      03-19-2012, 07:14 AM   #1
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Want to nail my girlfriends best friend

My girlfriend and I have been together for about six years. This girl has been her best friend longer than I have been around. Her best friend has caused some fights between my gf and I and it has been known I didnt have the greatest feelings for her. I never really hang around with my gf and her best friend either because the best friend knows my grudge toward her.

Long story short we've all been hanging out more and more (the past is the past) and shes always been hot as hell but now that shes hanging around it starting to bug the shit out of me. The other night we were all boozed up and hell maybe it was me but I felt like we were going back and forth messing around with eachother.

Anyone ever pull any crazy shit like this off???? I feel like if my gf wasnt around one night it would be one of those things if we were drunk it would happen and then never ever be spoken about again.
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      03-19-2012, 07:48 AM   #2
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one word.... threesome!
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      03-19-2012, 07:57 AM   #3
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the truth eventually comes out, then what?
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      03-19-2012, 08:26 AM   #4
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Of the approximately 3.5 billion women on the planet, you want to nail the one closest to your existing girlfriend?

Sounds like a good plan to me.
That made me laugh til I nearly fell out of my chair lol.
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      03-19-2012, 09:02 AM   #5
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this reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...
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Stupid move, a very stupid move. You think the past is past, but could this be a little test of hers to see if you're stupid enough to make a move? Not saying all the way (b/c then the current gf would be just as mad at her as you...but just enough so that you're the one doing all the action and she's got the innocent bit going on?
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      03-19-2012, 09:34 AM   #7
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It sounds like something out of a French film, totally normal. The problem is if you did it, it would have consequences. How would you feel if your best friend did that to your girl? That gratification you'd get by doing your best friend's girl, it has to outweigh losing your girl, your best friend, and letting this girl know about your weakness. If the above is ok, then by all means!
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      03-19-2012, 11:41 AM   #8
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Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


/thread...
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      03-19-2012, 11:53 AM   #9
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Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


/thread...
Perfect...the fact the you landed on Howard for the name hahahah. and GEERERZ!
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      03-19-2012, 12:04 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy
Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


/thread...
LMFAO. well played sir
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      03-19-2012, 12:52 PM   #11
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Of the approximately 3.5 billion women on the planet, you want to nail the one closest to your existing girlfriend?

Sounds like a good plan to me.
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      03-19-2012, 01:23 PM   #12
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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I also vote for threesome.
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This is a bad idea.
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      03-19-2012, 02:01 PM   #17
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Make your GF watch!
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      03-19-2012, 02:06 PM   #18
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I always support bad decisions.
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      03-19-2012, 02:56 PM   #20
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Of the approximately 3.5 billion women on the planet, you want to nail the one closest to your existing girlfriend?

Sounds like a good plan to me.
this.
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      03-19-2012, 04:18 PM   #21
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This has been one of the funniest threads in a while!

3.5 Billion women.... Nice one!!
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      03-19-2012, 05:23 PM   #22
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This can be accomplished.

You just need to deny it. Do you wanna screw her or just get off? I suggest just getting a BJ, and maybe blow all over her face then tell her to beat it. Maybe have her blow you in the car then push her out at a Mcdonalds or something. No way she will tell your GF that and you can get back at her for being a bitch all those years.

Whatever you do make damn sure there are no phone pics, text messages, etc. Then just deny everything. It's your word against hers.
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