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      06-07-2017, 10:37 PM   #23
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Yeah, I get that a lot. Women always ask me how I manage to hide my penis so well.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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Right by my house, haha...
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A friend on FB posted this yesterday...hahaha

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Same.
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She needs a saw to trim her bushes...maybe Im just being silly
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it's not funny...she wanted a corded vs cordless.
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Its funny in two ways

1) You use a saw to cut wood, to trim you use a trimmer

2) she needed it to trim her bushes...get it??? Trim her bushes!!!
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I think its unanimous. That one was a fail.

Might I suggest you provide us with two funny pics to make up for it?
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Its funny in two ways

1) You use a saw to cut wood, to trim you use a trimmer

2) she needed it to trim her bushes...get it??? Trim her bushes!!!
1) She's a woman, she still got her point across, trimmer could be mistaken for a weed eater type device.

2) If she used the singular "bush", then ok. But it would not be plural. Unless there is something seriously wrong, then it's serious, not funny.

I stand by my original suggestion. Two funny pics please.
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Its funny in two ways

1) You use a saw to cut wood, to trim you use a trimmer

2) she needed it to trim her bushes...get it??? Trim her bushes!!!
1) She's a woman, she still got her point across, trimmer could be mistaken for a weed eater type device.

2) If she used the singular "bush", then ok. But it would not be plural. Unless there is something seriously wrong, then it's serious, not funny.

I stand by my original suggestion. Two funny pics please.
You win...heres 1
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