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01-16-2013, 06:37 PM | #67 |
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when you end up ''roof down'' in the playground of a daycare centre with strands of kids hair on your radiator and a fall of your own urine leaking down your chest and face.
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01-16-2013, 06:38 PM | #68 |
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when you buy a overpriced car without flinching , then bitch at a 200$ oil change.
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01-16-2013, 06:42 PM | #69 |
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When you give hell to the pre-pubescent zit faced deckhand that didn't wrap your cheap cloth seats in plasticrap before sitting his skinny ass in your car , even if he's obviously cleaner than you.
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01-16-2013, 06:44 PM | #70 |
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when you tell your mother in law leaning on your quarter panel with what appears to be the softest jogging pants ever to WATCH THE FUCKING PAINT!!
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01-16-2013, 06:49 PM | #71 |
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when you jump on the counter at the dmv in a hissy fit 'cause you didnt get any of the following numbers/letters on your plates....
E 9 B 2 M 3 W
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01-16-2013, 06:53 PM | #72 |
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when you wont even step on the go pedal ,on a deserted road, when a rs4 pulls up and wants to race just for 5 seconds, so you don't break your douchebag ego in case you dont pull ahead.
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01-16-2013, 06:56 PM | #73 |
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when you wouldnt even eat Jessica Alba's ass in your car 'cause you wanna preserve the leather!
(i would drink her dirty bath water)
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01-16-2013, 07:01 PM | #74 |
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When your date says : " lets have sex in your car" , and you reply: " ok, my other car is at home "
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01-16-2013, 07:08 PM | #77 |
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01-16-2013, 07:22 PM | #79 |
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stuff like this has happened before.......much like the big bang , and baywatch.
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01-16-2013, 07:23 PM | #80 |
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01-16-2013, 07:37 PM | #81 |
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Don't worry, he's Canadian.
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01-16-2013, 08:54 PM | #84 |
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When an officer pulls you over and is in the process of writing you a ticket and he's asking stats on your car...(yes this happened to me)
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01-16-2013, 10:09 PM | #86 |
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you should be ashamed. unless you have speed cloth just do the deed.
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01-16-2013, 11:23 PM | #88 |
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when unsolicited male attention suddenly increases at parking lots and gas stations.
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