Better than sex?

ES_TRADER · 07-23-2012, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bga23

What about having sex WITH your M3? That can't be beat!

if this guy can have sex with a pontiac, then....shouldnt be a problem with the M3...watch this for tips:

Let It Rein · 07-23-2012, 02:52 PM

I didnt see two buckets...

jeff4598 · 07-23-2012, 03:08 PM

That's what the nonfuntional tail pipes are for!

luis_m3 · 07-23-2012, 03:14 PM

She's great, but hell no bro. Not even close...

TVMA Doc · 07-23-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 808@702

Is driving an M3 better than sex? I dont think so but its close. I used to say surfing is better than sex. Shields are up!

If it is, you are most definitely not doing it right. Sorry, this is the wrong forum for help in that regard.

kwike92 · 07-23-2012, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff4598

Well if you consider it's the SAME CAR for three years now it stacks up pretty well vs third year with the same woman.

Well said... Everything is great when it's new... Eventually u begin to wonder what other things would be like... Lol

MDyDinanM · 07-23-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Boostin FD

What a worthless Thread.

+1

Par for the course.

mamadub · 07-23-2012, 07:58 PM

OMG! I thought you guys couldn't get worse than the "what comes first your wife or your ///M3" thread...........until I saw this!

GIdriver · 07-23-2012, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 808@702

Is driving an M3 better than sex? I dont think so but its close. I used to say surfing is better than sex. Shields are up!

No.

CCLSVTM3 · 07-23-2012, 10:53 PM

No way....

LarThaL · 07-24-2012, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by 808@702

Is driving an M3 better than sex? I dont think so but its close. I used to say surfing is better than sex. Shields are up!

I have a proposition for you:

You can have free M3's for the rest of your life if you agree to having your dick amputated. What do you say?

Darth One · 07-24-2012, 06:49 AM

nothing's better than sex...except maybe sex with two chicks

heart_doctor · 07-24-2012, 07:17 AM

No

nez · 07-24-2012, 08:30 AM

It certainly lasts longer .....

X2Board · 07-24-2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

nothing's better than sex...except maybe sex with two chicks

Try three

No, I am not a porn star, but college girls and alcohol mix very well. Man, I do miss the 80's sometimes.

1MOREMOD · 07-24-2012, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff4598

Well if you consider it's the SAME CAR for three years now it stacks up pretty well vs third year with the same woman.

this is unfortunatly true.

Grail05 · 07-24-2012, 10:01 AM

F no ....

MattE92 · 07-24-2012, 10:09 AM

if you want a rush i recommend driving with the DSC off in the rain. its not better than sex but it'll get your heart pumping...

Terraforce1 · 07-24-2012, 10:13 AM

If you're having sex with a fat ugly chick, well then I guess driving an M3 is better...

Moxie · 07-24-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Terraforce1

If you're having sex with a fat ugly chick, well then I guess driving an M3 is better...

Fat chicks need lovin too....and their more grateful

Templar · 07-24-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Moxie

Fat chicks need lovin too....and their more grateful

They just gotta pay!

Yvette · 07-24-2012, 01:42 PM

Nothing is better than se imo

07-23-2012, 02:52 PM	#24
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