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Then the detox nurse came into the padded room and said, "Nef,you been on this synthetic pot for too long. Is the character in your mind Mr.Prena still still framing you?" Nef replied to nurse with, "YES YES HE IS! I don't have those cardboard cutout of female BMW forum members." Nurse said, "We need to talk to the doctor about his condition. Please bring the psychiatrist. He will get you a bootay juice called Lithium Chloride my dear Nef. You will get better and stop hallucinating." |
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Please no Prenna, this was too weird already!
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As he prepared the drip of Lithium Chloride to calm the misfiring inside Nef's head, he lifted up a ceiling tile in his meticulously organized office to reveal a large plastic baggie, nearly empty and sealed only by a twist-tie; an oddly crude element in an otherwise meticulously maintained facade. Inside, a sketchy cocktail of cocaine and LSD that was destined to find its way to the veins of Mr. Nefarious. Within minutes, the unsuspecting patient was speeding back into his paranoid reality. To appeal to his own dark sense of humor, 1MoreMod wheeled his straight-jacketed victim out in front of the common room TV and pushed play on Inception while walking away. Inside Nef's brain the trip had now risen to an overwhelming cacophony of stimulus. It took nothing more than the first instance of Leo saying, "We must go deeper..." that the outbursts began again, as he shouted.... |
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"LEOOOO!!! LEEOO!!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU WON AN OSCAR?!?!" as he burst into an hysterical mess, weeping his poor eyes out. He just couldn't put two and two together. His beloved Leo, left out in the cold, after so many ground breaking performances. Was this what has become of Nef's life? Was he ever going to meet Leo and finally get to taste his sweet luscious lips? He sat there bewildered, coke running through every vein in his body, LSD slowly sinking him deeper and deeper into the abyss of his mind.
*SHEHHHHHEEWWWPPP* There he stands, confused as to how he just escaped the straight jacket. "Could this be true?" He asks himself. *Knock Knock* "OH SHIT, WHO COULD THAT BE?" as he scurries behind the couch like a little sissy girl. *Knock Knock* "OPEN UP, BITCH. IT'S ME, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.... MR PRENNA. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS"..... |
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Little do they know, Nef has been fucked over by plenty of people in his life and has now developed skills on what to do in these types of situations. [4th wall break] It's bad enough that this is deviating from a romance novel to how to fuck Nef over and think they can get away with it, but he knows what's up. Moments after the incident where MrPrena gets slammed into NefPen, Nef already had a print out of the draft leading up to the incident and uploaded the video of MrPrena planting the cardboard cutouts of the incident, excerpts from Mystic Nights and the URL it's on, then MrPrena shitting himself so no witness in IRL is willing to testify for Nef, at least the 15,800,000 views on YouTube is able to back him up.
"This time, it's war, beeyotch". So Nef successfully sues MrPrena and his accomplice Axius for millions due to defamation of character, gets the hospital shut down due to administering illegal drugs, got the doctor arrested and his med license revoked, and due to Nef knowing the judge personally, they get sentenced to NefPen, on top of having to somehow find a way to pay Nef $5 million each in restitution. Of course, all this is on CNN and international news there's public record of everything, so nobody can dare to assume Nef is fucking making this up. Then, while depressed about all the shit and humiliation that Nef had to endure, he talks to a friend at the bar, chugging shots of 151. You know it's bad when you're drinking the fucking equivalent of jet fuel like it's tequila. Anyway, he says he happens to know Tom Six, and I said, "who the fuck is that?" and he proceeds to show me the sickest clip I've ever seen. Since the movie passed it off as the perfect punishment, I figured I might as well make it a movie that is not paid actors, but a reality. Therefore, instead of leftover slop that prisoners are given in NefPen, the 350-lb Otis is now treated to an all he can eat free for all, but MrPrena is right behind him, followed by Axius, and then the fucker that double-crossed him and ruined his life from late 2013 onwards, and finally the business partner that cost Nef his house and new car in 2008, then eventually working down the line to minor infractions, such as the guy that cut him off last week or the kid that stole his milk in 5th grade, with Tom Six laughing at the line of people before his eyes before his eyes saying "YES! We're going to make millions! Thanks Nef!" Then he nods and says "well, these people had it coming. That's what they get for fucking me. The sensation in my asshole still brings me nightmares too, so thank yourself for the 3 sicko movies you made that gave my pal the idea to contact you." End result looks something like this: Off the story: I'm getting sick of being at the butt end of this "joke". I will no longer reply, so piss up a rope and enjoy whatever outcome may be.
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Off the story: Nef, just take a chill pill man. If we hurt your feelings THAT bad, just deal it back instead of sulking about it. Besides, all I said was you wanted to taste Leonardo's lips.
So there Axius stood, in his fancy blue Fubu pants, knowing full well that Nef would never see a penny of Ax's enormous fortune. The kind of pants where the material gently caresses your shaft with every stride, you know what I'm talking about. So naturally he is looking fresh as fuck, talk of the town one might say. He gazes about the crowded streets, trying to scope out his next victim. He then spots her, that long blonde hair that breezes in the wind, the elegant glisten in her eyes, that bad bitch strut that would make even the manliest of men whimper. Lups is there, right before his very eyes. He thinks to himself "What a majestic woman, she is." Seconds feel like years as she makes her way towards him. He can no longer take it. He walks up to her and says "Yo gurl, you lookin fine as hell. You wanna come pet some goats with me?" Obviously that statement alone made her melt into my devious plot, hook, line, and sinker. "But Ax" She replies, "If we are to pet goats, we must save them from their wretched owners, keeping them herded up inside a pen, they deserve to be free goats!" |
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