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      07-17-2007, 03:10 PM   #1
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Internet Dating

For all of us married guys who missed the internet dating revolution, who love hearing the war stories from you single guys, please regal us with some of your best stories(and pictures too!!!)...

Seems like some of my single buddies(who are dwindling in numbers) always have some classic stories...

Trust me here...getting married was the best thing I ever did(if you met my wife you'd know why)...but when I hear some of my friends exploits, i'm just shocked...
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So far I've tried it a couple of times, and it really feels like you click at first....they just end up being psycho at the end! I had one who fell in love with me right away, so i distanced myself a bit, and just when i started liking her, she went nuts!! She told me she's only dated people through myspace..I can see why now.....Its a shame that she is so hot and has nothing in that head!
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      07-17-2007, 03:54 PM   #3
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They need to change it to BootyCallSpace.hahahaha... I love that site
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      07-17-2007, 04:17 PM   #5
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Maybe i'm, Naive...but I just can't see people meeting others via email...and one date and sex...

Am I naive?!?!?
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I dont think it matters how you meet. You have to meet one way or another. Computers are in every other aspect of our life why not dating.

You plant a lot of seeds, wait for it to grow into a plant. Then F the plant.
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You plant a lot of seeds, wait for it to grow into a plant. Then F the plant.
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      07-17-2007, 05:35 PM   #9
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I don't mind internet dating myself but most of the time the chicks that look online are C average. Because the cute ones are being introduced to rich men already.
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I prefer meeting people through friends, at social events, etc. I guess meeting people online is cool too; just never really tried it.
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I prefer meeting people through friends, at social events, etc. I guess meeting people online is cool too; just never really tried it.
sameee...
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I met my wife on Jdate almost 4 years ago. I work in healthcare and meeting local people is often difficult when you treat everyone in town. Before I met my wife, I did go on some pretty hilarious dates. Mostly, I found that women put very old, often touched up photos on the site and when you meet them in person, you want to run away screaming.
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I met my wife on Jdate almost 4 years ago. I work in healthcare and meeting local people is often difficult when you treat everyone in town. Before I met my wife, I did go on some pretty hilarious dates. Mostly, I found that women put very old, often touched up photos on the site and when you meet them in person, you want to run away screaming.
This is the profile picture that snagged japac1's attention:



Yeah, I'm the prettiest girl on the whole interweb.
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Maybe i'm, Naive...but I just can't see people meeting others via email...and one date and sex...

Am I naive?!?!?
You're not naive, perhaps just not with the times. With todays technology it's way beyond email. Instant messengers seem to be the biggest communication tool these days.

The majority of people seeking companionship online are using social networking or dating websites. To put things in perspective, I'll summarize the hunt from both a male and woman's perspective.

A Male: Typically a social retard, the male will only browse photos, selecting somebody attractive and then send them an intelligent conversation starter like "Hey baby, nice jugz". Not understanding why she hasn't replied within 5 seconds, he either sends her a dozen glittering rose emoticons hoping to win her over, or a belligerent comment questioning her sexuality because she didn't jump at the chance to converse with such a romantic.

A female: Her approach is less aggressive. She starts her quest for prince charming, expecting verbiage straight from a Danielle Steel romance novel, but only to find profiles of shirtless men with interests listed as "I like women with nice jugz!". After 15 mins of non-stop perverted private messages, pokes, winks, glittering rose emotions and other whimsical Internet related conversation starters, she gives up.
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So far I've tried it a couple of times, and it really feels like you click at first....they just end up being psycho at the end! I had one who fell in love with me right away, so i distanced myself a bit, and just when i started liking her, she went nuts!! She told me she's only dated people through myspace..I can see why now.....Its a shame that she is so hot and has nothing in that head!
Find me one that does not go psycho at some point in time. Sometimes I think they are ALL crazy. Love em' but holy cow can they freak the s@$# out of me. Two Cuervos and I have a crazed loon blabering about some crap that happened 5 years ago and I am responsible even though it's our second date. The first date is usually fine. Go figure.
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      07-18-2007, 09:25 AM   #18
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Unreal...I can imagine there are some freaks or nymphos out there...

Who's got a good story?!?!?!
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Unreal...I can imagine there are some freaks or nymphos out there...

Who's got a good story?!?!?!
In all seriousness. I've heard a ton of horror stories, both male and females experiences. But with the bad, there are some good. Majority of people are just looking for a sexual encounter.

I'm on Facebook (A Social networking site) and have had 6 females come up to me at clubs/social situations and say they saw me on there, I'm hot and should call them. Sort of mixed feelings about those types of encounters.
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I met my last boyfriend online on a Honda forum when I was 15.
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15?!

Children have no business conversing with strangers online. Parents are naive to the facts, monitoring is an essential for any guardian. Thanks to TV shows such as 'To catch a predator', parents are finally cluing in.
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