Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany

[Feyd]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

damn man... shoulda zagged.

Wife was driving it at the time.... Some d-bag turned in front of her and she t-boned him at about 30mph. That's the reason the car is all cockeyed looking. He was moving fast enough that his momentum spun it from straight. Wife had some very slight bruising from the airbags, but otherwise walked away unscathed.

I was in such a good spot on that car too. Nearly paid off and it was pristine... So instead of a title, I got a check from the insurance company for about 50% of what a new one cost and a "sorry for your inconvenience" note.

[BTM]

pics of wife

[Wakka]

Require pics of every single female talked about in this thread.

[newdadkel]

or thread never happened
(Wakka is not allowed to posts pics however)

[Wakka]

I believe i've redeemed myself to many, many people on this forum

[Gavin@MMW]

Originally Posted by PeeGoo

Ummmm....I think we need pics of said wife before anyone makes any comments...

Wife of 18 years.... She cant be a spring chicken.

I'd call the cops too if Bee Arthur tried to rape me.

[OC3]

[Joonsup]

lol

[Twisted Six]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I understand his problem, but not necessarily his solution. I don't care how young many of you feel now, but when you cross into middle age, your energy and libido take a big hit.

I've been in relationships with highly sexed woman a few times.

I akin it too........roasting your tires real good ....2-5 times a day.

Its pretty fun.......then you have to pay for another set.

The tires are your sleep deprivation........you can't buy sleep.

If the over-sexed partner can't control their mind enough to have balance.......then lets face it.....maturity may NEVER step in and life quality will suffer.

DISCLAIMER:This theory does not apply to those unmarried or below 25 years of age,lol.

[NYCGP]

Originally Posted by Dark Schnitzer

I've been in relationships with highly sexed woman a few times.

I akin it too........roasting your tires real good ....2-5 times a day.

Its pretty fun.......then you have to pay for another set.

The tires are your sleep deprivation........you can't buy sleep.

If the over-sexed partner can't control their mind enough to have balance.......then lets face it.....maturity may NEVER step in and life quality will suffer.

DISCLAIMER:This theory does not apply to those unmarried or below 25 years of age,lol.

Can anyone translate this to english for me?

[Alexander]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

No you don't. As a guy who has a girl that wants it 4-5 times a day I can tell you it does get tiring.

I had two girlfriends who wanted it at least 5 times a day. It got old fast.

Now it is one or two times a day.

[Twisted Six]

Originally Posted by NYCGP

Can anyone translate this to english for me?

Here.....let me try and dumb it down further,lol>

Originally Posted by Dark Schnitzer

I've been in relationships with highly sexed woman a few times.
(oversexed relationships=2+)

I akin it too........roasting your tires real good ....2-5 times a day.
(similar to abuse to a good thing)

Its pretty fun.......then you have to pay for another set.
(abuse =bad/costly)

The tires are your sleep deprivation........you can't buy sleep.
(comparative )

If the over-sexed partner can't control their mind enough to have balance.......then lets face it.....maturity may NEVER step in and life quality will suffer.
(no change=doomed relationship)

DISCLAIMER:This theory does not apply to those unmarried or below 25 years of age,lol.
(People under the age of 25 or unmarried just may not give a shit)

Better ??

I'm just bustin' your chops on the "dumb it down bit....I'm usually not a smart-ass.