who's the most fun girl you've ever dated

Route 16 · 07-15-2016, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah I banged a chick drunk as hell that could have been a linebacker in the nfl. I was trying to not puke.

taking one for the team, i like that

1MOREMOD · 07-15-2016, 10:17 PM

Been with a chick when bf/husband came home stayed in the room and he went to bathroom booked it and he gave chase

John 070 · 07-16-2016, 07:42 AM

I just thought of two more....throughout my career I've had women friends that kissed on the lips when meeting up. I guess it's like a hug squared.

One night I decide I'm gonna go for it with Sandy, so I slip in the tongue. Immediately she goes hey!! We're just friends. Shot down!!

It prolly took me a month to recover, I mean I was around 20....

The other girl "friend" was Amy. Actually, if you watch reruns, she resembled Dan Akroyd's wife back in "Bosom Buddies." One night in the car after a hockey game, I slip her the tongue. Redemption!! This time it lead to a wonderful night of enjoyment....

I just wish that the stories of hooking up, outnumbered those of getting shot down....lol

kprocivic · 07-16-2016, 09:07 AM

There was this women in college, good ole Humboldt State, that lived in the apartment below me. Wasn't the prettiest in the toolbox, but this one was a tornado in the bed. I'm talking straight porn star status. Since my vocabulary has been exposed to only 10000 words let me paint a picture for you. This women would wake up but ass naked cooking breakfast in an apron. Then when she finished yea you know shit.... I don't wanna get banned for being rated x.

Close second, there was a girl who use to scream, I'm the juggernaut bitch while doing the humpty dance. I thought that was the coolest thing. Normal people say hi and bye as a greeting, but this girl use to snarl at me every time I seen her and boy did that get el chapo going.

Unfortunately I have a disease from the result of my youth called friend fckeritis. Almost everyone of my female friends I've juggernaut-ed them in the bed.

shoei · 07-16-2016, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Been with a chick when bf/husband came home stayed in the room and he went to bathroom booked it and he gave chase

If that's how you are doing Leg Days, I think we found the problem...

1MOREMOD · 07-16-2016, 12:33 PM

Nah that's in addition to leg days

wdb · 07-16-2016, 01:01 PM

My wife.

/thread

1MOREMOD · 07-16-2016, 01:08 PM

Oh yeah same.

jtodd_fl · 07-16-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Oh yeah same.

I want to create a fake user named "notwdb" and post epic stories now.

1MOREMOD · 07-16-2016, 01:39 PM

Yeah I have too many stupid stories

sygazelle · 07-16-2016, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

Details man, more details! Like what was banged, where was it banged, when was it banged and why. Did you not learn about the 4 Ws.....

He used the word sprinkle. What else do you want.

sygazelle · 07-16-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

... had a nice white Ford Probe (I think it was the 24V)

I'm always looking to enhance the definition of a true car guy. In the middle of giving detail about a relationship experience, you bring up how many valves her car has. Perfect.

sygazelle · 07-16-2016, 05:05 PM

This one time, at band camp....

kprocivic · 07-16-2016, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sygazelle

This one time, at band camp....

It was cold that night.

okusa · 07-16-2016, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Right good one, quit reading your wife's books with Fabio on the cover

Obviously intended to be a joke. Went old school and lifted it from a Penthouse Forum.

1MOREMOD · 07-16-2016, 07:52 PM

Okay was gonna call for ban if trying to pass that crap off.

shoei · 07-16-2016, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay was gonna call for ban if trying to pass that crap off.

Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...

08njSTEP · 07-16-2016, 08:43 PM

When I was in army training I met a girl. We got weekend leave and she had a new camaro and would pic us up and take us to the hotel. There were 5 of us soldiers and we would get a room, fill the bathtub with ice and load it up with beer. Tina would come over later and hang out. Well the only privacy was in the bathroom so we did a lot of banging in there. We had to make sure fresh beers all around so we wouldn't get interrupted. Sunday eve she would drive us back to base. Months later I met another girl and she just happened to be Tina's next door neighbor. The entire city of El Paso and I meet 2 girls on the same block. Ah yes....good times.

1MOREMOD · 07-17-2016, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...

You can just reach under your bed and read them yourself.

shoei · 07-17-2016, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by shoei

Maybe if you hadn't called him out he would've plagiarized more smut magazines? Way to ruin shiet...

You can just reach under your bed and read them yourself.

It's such a hassle though... Have to wait until my mom is asleep and then lift the mattress... I don't have your biceps or face beard for strength...

1MOREMOD · 07-17-2016, 12:18 AM

Spend 10 bucks on a lock for your door or go to the bathroom like a man

shoei · 07-17-2016, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Spend 10 bucks on a lock for your door or go to the bathroom like a man

I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility...

07-15-2016, 10:17 PM	#24
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Been with a chick when bf/husband came home stayed in the room and he went to bathroom booked it and he gave chase
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John 070 Lieutenant General 1705 Rep 14,829 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	I just thought of two more....throughout my career I've had women friends that kissed on the lips when meeting up. I guess it's like a hug squared. One night I decide I'm gonna go for it with Sandy, so I slip in the tongue. Immediately she goes hey!! We're just friends. Shot down!! It prolly took me a month to recover, I mean I was around 20.... The other girl "friend" was Amy. Actually, if you watch reruns, she resembled Dan Akroyd's wife back in "Bosom Buddies." One night in the car after a hockey game, I slip her the tongue. Redemption!! This time it lead to a wonderful night of enjoyment.... I just wish that the stories of hooking up, outnumbered those of getting shot down....lol
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kprocivic Lieutenant Colonel 813 Rep 1,575 Posts Drives: ecoboost s to the t Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: 92346 iTrader: (7)	There was this women in college, good ole Humboldt State, that lived in the apartment below me. Wasn't the prettiest in the toolbox, but this one was a tornado in the bed. I'm talking straight porn star status. Since my vocabulary has been exposed to only 10000 words let me paint a picture for you. This women would wake up but ass naked cooking breakfast in an apron. Then when she finished yea you know shit.... I don't wanna get banned for being rated x. Close second, there was a girl who use to scream, I'm the juggernaut bitch while doing the humpty dance. I thought that was the coolest thing. Normal people say hi and bye as a greeting, but this girl use to snarl at me every time I seen her and boy did that get el chapo going. Unfortunately I have a disease from the result of my youth called friend fckeritis. Almost everyone of my female friends I've juggernaut-ed them in the bed. __________________ 2.0l ecosmackkaa
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08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	When I was in army training I met a girl. We got weekend leave and she had a new camaro and would pic us up and take us to the hotel. There were 5 of us soldiers and we would get a room, fill the bathtub with ice and load it up with beer. Tina would come over later and hang out. Well the only privacy was in the bathroom so we did a lot of banging in there. We had to make sure fresh beers all around so we wouldn't get interrupted. Sunday eve she would drive us back to base. Months later I met another girl and she just happened to be Tina's next door neighbor. The entire city of El Paso and I meet 2 girls on the same block. Ah yes....good times.
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