Three 100 proof shots in two hours

[m3power13]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Naw..I'll pass.

Okay, go have a couple more shots. Then come back.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by m3power13

Okay, go have a couple more shots. Then come back.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by Sara504

her police officer friend so he was watching out for us. He pushed off every guy that came onto me. Good to have friends like that.

haha i love douchebags who can't get laid to save their life and hit on every girl they see, hoping she is drunk enough to put out. lol

2 weeks ago i'm dancing with a girl, and out of nowhere some random douche comes up, attaches himself to her leg and starts grinding. at first i thought they were friends, until i noticed the look of horror in her eyes and her purse hitting him straight in the face. that shit was classic! even bouncers were laughing their asses off while dragging his dumbass out of the club.

i mean how pathetic do you have to be to do something like that and think that shit will fly? lol

[Sara]

Originally Posted by solefald

i mean how pathetic do you have to be to do something like that and think that shit will fly? lol

Pretty pathetic. More than likely you arent going to find a quality person at a local bar.

[Taittinger]

Originally Posted by Sara504

To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid

That is wisdom.

[InS0mNiAc]

Yogurt....work's like a charm EVERY time.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by InS0mNiAc

Yogurt....work's like a charm EVERY time.

I feel much better now. Slept most of it off.

[InS0mNiAc]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I feel much better now. Slept most of it off.

Well your not much of a drunk...you should still be cursing and screaming obsceneties at anyone who makes a slight noise around you, that's true hangover magic right there.....you have much to learn and time to practice


I swore off the booze long ago because of the same shit you went through today. The occasional beer is still in play but hard liquor gets a yellow flag.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by Sara504

More than likely you arent going to find a quality person at a local bar.

This phrase is soooooo cliche. Go to match.com and i guarantee you, that EVERY SINGLE PERSON there has something like that in their profile. I call bullshit on that one

Meeting someone at a club does not mean he is a player, and she is a skank.
Normal people do go out, they do drink and they do like to have good time.

Of course, if you are socially awkward or have a complete bitch shield until you are 5-6 drinks in, the chances of you meeting someone normal are pretty slim, so all you get is leftovers.

I see this shit every single weekend, because i go to the clubs to work and not just get hammered and pick up some ho's, so i stay sober...er longer, then everyone else. Ask any bartender, they will tell you the same thing.

But yes, stay away from drunk douchebags.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by InS0mNiAc

you should still be cursing and screaming obsceneties at anyone who makes a slight noise around you

lol. reminded me of a joke:

A guy wakes up with a TERRIBLE hangover and sees a roach running up the wall:
- Do you really have to STOMP your feet like that, while people are sleeping????

[Sara]

Originally Posted by solefald

This phrase is soooooo cliche. Go to match.com and i guarantee you, that EVERY SINGLE PERSON there has something like that in their profile. I call bullshit on that one

Meeting someone at a club does not mean he is a player, and she is a skank.
Normal people do go out, they do drink and they do like to have good time.

Of course, if you are socially awkward or have a complete bitch shield until you are 5-6 drinks in, the chances of you meeting someone normal are pretty slim, so all you get is leftovers.

I see this shit every single weekend, because i go to the clubs to work and not just get hammered and pick up some ho's, so i stay sober...er longer, then everyone else. Ask any bartender, they will tell you the same thing.

But yes, stay away from drunk douchebags.

I've been with party boys...that ended in a break up.. Ive been with boys who hate to party...ended in a terrible break up... I just cant win can I?

[Taittinger]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I've been with party boys...that ended in a break up.. Ive been with boys who hate to party...ended in a terrible break up... I just cant win can I?

Maybe you should look for men.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I've been with party boys...that ended in a break up.. Ive been with boys who hate to party...ended in a terrible break up... I just cant win can I?

i assume didn't brake up with the first kind because they party, and the others because they don't? right?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Taittinger

Maybe you should look for men.

Ive got my eye on one! He's the cutest thing to walk the planet. AND!!! He owes me a lunch date. Late 20 or early 30 something yr old top sales guy at BMW in Utah. Cant wait to get back

[Taittinger]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ive got my eye on one! He's the cutest thing to walk the planet. AND!!! He owes me a lunch date. Late 20 or early 30 something yr old top sales guy at BMW in Utah. Cant wait to get back

There you go.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by solefald

i assume didn't brake up with the first kind because they party, and the others because they don't? right?

Yeah.. there was much more involved.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Taittinger

There you go.

[Neurorad]

Alcohol is quite a drug. Legal, but clearly a drug.

Learn to respect drugs.

"Never turn your back on a drug." - HST