Im sure this guy will get to the bottom of it-after all, he has a russian GF ...

[335e92tx]

that knows what goes on in intel circles

http://news.yahoo.com/s/atlantic/201...5lbWFuMzlzcXVl

One Man's Quest to Find Bin Laden's Watery Grave
"I have a Russian girlfriend, and she tells me that over there, in intelligence circles, they don't believe bin Laden's really dead."

[Seminole]

Best comment:

"Last I checked, bin Laden was not a sunken steel ocean liner that was almost 900 feet long."

[TunedM2C]

Good luck finding them bones. Bonues points for finding any leftover flesh on 'em.

[Comet]

well is his girlfriend hot at least?

[pmeloche]

How long can a body be preserved in a watertight burial bag?

[Maestro]

Originally Posted by pmeloche

How long can a body be preserved in a watertight burial bag?

In deep cold water it could last a long time, the problem is fish and other creatures tend to eat what they find laying on the floor of the oceans.

I am not sure if there are any places in ocean where sea creatures do not exist. I would think the navy dumped the body in place where it would be eaten.

I highly doubt that they have any idea where in the ocean the navy dumped the body they could have flown half way around the world in less than 24 hrs.

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by Maestro

In deep cold water it could last a long time, the problem is fish and other creatures tend to eat what they find laying on the floor of the oceans.

I am not sure if there are any places in ocean where sea creatures do not exist. I would think the navy dumped the body in place where it would be eaten.

I highly doubt that they have any idea where in the ocean the navy dumped the body they could have flown half way around the world in less than 24 hrs.

sounds much easier to find a needle in a haystack than a bodybag drifting in the ocean.

[SchlauCow]

I've got a buddy who an expert at hiding people in water, let me ask him to help.

[import36]

^

[Maestro]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

I've got a buddy who an expert at hiding people in water, let me ask him to help.

Yep he is an expert,

[NYCGP]

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

I've got a buddy who an expert at hiding people in water, let me ask him to help.

I once made a really bad joke about Vandersloot in a bar. I was pretty intoxicated and it was funny in context. But someone over heard what I said and absolutely lost it. Skinny ass hipster, tough guy acting piece of shit decided to pound his beer and crush his can of PBR on the bar before stepping to me like he was gonna hit me. Me and my friends laughed at him till he finally got the urge to swing. He was tackled and dragged out of the bar in a head lock, cursing the whole way out the door.

In retrospect, it was probably a terrible thing to say. But it's a bar and it was only a joke. He didn't have to go all white knight.. Did I mention I fucking hate hipsters?