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      09-21-2016, 02:52 PM   #23
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Who needs a plot if there are enough hot woman, guns and non gratuitous violence......and fast cars......unless its a western or sci fi.....then it has to have spaceships.....that are really fast with big guns

True. This ain't no chick flick. Go watch Bridget Jones bimmette
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Who needs a plot if there are enough hot woman, guns and non gratuitous violence......and fast cars......unless its a western or sci fi.....then it has to have spaceships.....that are really fast with big guns

Please allow me to quantify this.
Elements necessary for a great movie.

Hot Women (Duh!)
Guns. Lot and lots of guns. (This includes blasters, lasers, pistols, DEWs, etc.)
Hot Women using guns.
Air Superiority Fighters.
Hot Women flying Air Superiority Fighters
Submarines.
Hot Women in subs
Aircraft Carrier. (Having the entire carrier battle group is a major bonus.)
Hot Women located throughout the carrier.
Swords and Knives.
Hot women carrying swords and knives but NOT amputating anything, shoei
Spaceships.
Hot Alien Women in spaceships.

Last and most important, FAST CARS.

I think that captured it all. Please add anything that I may have left out.
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      09-21-2016, 06:53 PM   #25
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Keanu = worst actor known to man.

Cage = somehow worse than Keanu.
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Keanu = worst actor known to man.

Cage = somehow worse than Keanu.
Go watch the Notebook girly man.
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Who needs a plot if there are enough hot woman, guns and non gratuitous violence......and fast cars......unless its a western or sci fi.....then it has to have spaceships.....that are really fast with big guns

Please allow me to quantify this.
Elements necessary for a great movie.

Hot Women (Duh!)
Guns. Lot and lots of guns. (This includes blasters, lasers, pistols, DEWs, etc.)
Hot Women using guns.
Air Superiority Fighters.
Hot Women flying Air Superiority Fighters
Submarines.
Hot Women in subs
Aircraft Carrier. (Having the entire carrier battle group is a major bonus.)
Hot Women located throughout the carrier.
Swords and Knives.
Hot women carrying swords and knives but NOT amputating anything, shoei
Spaceships.
Hot Alien Women in spaceships.

Last and most important, FAST CARS.

I think that captured it all. Please add anything that I may have left out.
Gonna have to disagree...

Goodfellas - no hot women, fast or nice cars, swords, alien chicks, etc etc... None of the guns were cool... No aircraft carriers or submarines either...

Shawshank Redemption - no hot women, fast or nice cars, alien chicks, etc etc... Please don't include the scene with the poster on the wall, doesn't count... Nor can you count guns as that pea shooter used to kill the old man from Babe...

None of them silent films or radio tv shows you and ASB grew up listening to contained any of those things...

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Gonna have to disagree...

Goodfellas - no hot women, fast or nice cars, swords, alien chicks, etc etc... None of the guns were cool... No aircraft carriers or submarines either...

Shawshank Redemption - no hot women, fast or nice cars, alien chicks, etc etc... Please don't include the scene with the poster on the wall , doesn't count... Nor can you count guns as that pea shooter used to kill the old man from Babe...

None of them silent films or radio tv shows you and ASB grew up listening to contained any of those things...

You mean Miss Fuzzy Britches? She was hot.
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Please allow me to quantify this.
Elements necessary for a great movie.

Hot Women (Duh!)
Guns. Lot and lots of guns. (This includes blasters, lasers, pistols, DEWs, etc.)
Hot Women using guns.
Air Superiority Fighters.
Hot Women flying Air Superiority Fighters
Submarines.
Hot Women in subs
Aircraft Carrier. (Having the entire carrier battle group is a major bonus.)
Hot Women located throughout the carrier.
Swords and Knives.
Hot women carrying swords and knives but NOT amputating anything, shoei
Spaceships.
Hot Alien Women in spaceships.

Last and most important, FAST CARS.

I think that captured it all. Please add anything that I may have left out.
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Gonna have to disagree...

Goodfellas - no hot women, fast or nice cars, swords, alien chicks, etc etc... None of the guns were cool... No aircraft carriers or submarines either...

Shawshank Redemption - no hot women, fast or nice cars, alien chicks, etc etc... Please don't include the scene with the poster on the wall, doesn't count... Nor can you count guns as that pea shooter used to kill the old man from Babe...

None of them silent films or radio tv shows you and ASB grew up listening to contained any of those things...

Will you put your quad focals on and read? Not cool guns...guns, lots of guns. Goodfellas had guns. Check

Shawshank Redemption - did a hot chick appear on the screen when you watched it? Yes. (If you had your quad focals on in the theater.)

P.S. I'll shoot you a PM with the name of the gerontology expert my sister recommended for you. Your brain does seem to be aging faster than your body. I'm in your corner!!

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Gonna have to disagree...

Goodfellas - no hot women, fast or nice cars, swords, alien chicks, etc etc... None of the guns were cool... No aircraft carriers or submarines either...

Shawshank Redemption - no hot women, fast or nice cars, alien chicks, etc etc... Please don't include the scene with the poster on the wall, doesn't count... Nor can you count guns as that pea shooter used to kill the old man from Babe...

None of them silent films or radio tv shows you and ASB grew up listening to contained any of those things...

Will you put your quad focals on and read? Not cool guns...guns, lots of guns. Goodfellas had guns. Check

Shawshank Redemption - did a hot chick appear on the screen when you watched it? Yes. (If you had your quad focals on in the theater.)

P.S. I'll shoot you a PM with the name of the gerontology expert my sister recommended for you. Your brain does seem to be aging faster than your body. I'm in your corner!!

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^YOU SHUT IT bimmette !!!!!

John Wick was a glorious symphony of bullets woven into a tapestry of violence and death.
Yes! Sometimes it's about being entertained. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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^YOU SHUT IT bimmette !!!!!

John Wick was a glorious symphony of bullets woven into a tapestry of violence and death.
Yes! Sometimes it's about being entertained. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I was entertained and I'll totally watch the second one. I'm just surprised it was a popular movie.
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While I love Keanu and it was entertaining enough, that was the lamest plot ever.
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If the first one was bad... can the second actually be worst?
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I was entertained and I'll totally watch the second one. I'm just surprised it was a popular movie.
Why? It was pure badassery, and Keanu actually played the role well IMO. There are 3 movies that allow me to pardon Keanu's acting: John Wick, Street Kings, and Point Break.
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I was entertained and I'll totally watch the second one. I'm just surprised it was a popular movie.
Why? It was pure badassery, and Keanu actually played the role well IMO. There are 3 movies that allow me to pardon Keanu's acting: John Wick, Street Kings, and Point Break.
Well, the guys here seem to be Keanu fans, but he is widely mocked for being a bad actor too. And the plot was really lame. BUT, I still liked it. I love Keanu and think he's a good actor. He actually seems to be a really good person in real life and has gone through some hardships so much respect to him.
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Ya I read that stuff about him. I like him too, but sometimes his acting makes me cringe. But he makes cool movies so I don't care, really.
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Keanu fan here, he's a better actor than most and has made many classic movies, I even liked Knock Knock. ymmv
Looking forward to John Wick 2.
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Keanu = worst actor known to man.

Cage = somehow worse than Keanu.
I don't agree, but I sort of do at the same time. See both of these actors need roles that fit their specific abilities to act (READ: LIMITED), as if they were written ONLY for them. You do that and they make awesome movies. John Wick feels like a movie that was, specifically, written for Reeves and it was fucking spectacular.
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Well, the guys here seem to be Keanu fans, but he is widely mocked for being a bad actor too. And the plot was really lame. BUT, I still liked it. I love Keanu and think he's a good actor. He actually seems to be a really good person in real life and has gone through some hardships so much respect to him.

Please see post #24, above.
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Well, the guys here seem to be Keanu fans, but he is widely mocked for being a bad actor too. And the plot was really lame. BUT, I still liked it. I love Keanu and think he's a good actor. He actually seems to be a really good person in real life and has gone through some hardships so much respect to him.
He's himself and yes he's not a great actor but he is good. The thing that is great is that he's really good in this role. Not a fanboy of him, but I did like this movie.
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