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      11-09-2011, 08:36 AM   #23
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Um, this thread is not suitable for the young children that use this board.

Those that can, do. Those that can't brag and brag and brag.
lol, what is anyone bragging about??? we are talking about experiences....

If on the other hand someone was like "dude! i've played with 15 girls with falsies, they are so nuts!" Then I'd understand where your bragging comment would be coming it.

However, if you're a 15 year old trolling the forum and you see anyone talking about ever touching a boob, then i guess I could see the person seeing this thread as all bragging, but as we are all adults, it's pretty safe to assume everyone in her has touched them at one time or another and all we are doing is sharing knowledge.

As far as inappropriate for younger crowd I'm pretty sure this conversation could be rated PG-13, there's no pictures, there's no talk of other parts, we aren't talking about having sex with the boobies, and if we were, i've still seen PG13 movies that talk about that stuff.

So, this all leads me to believe you are immature and can't handle talking about something you haven't handled and are a little embarrassed and hot under the collar. Or an extreme bible enthusiast who still has your rating system in your head off base.
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      11-09-2011, 09:07 AM   #24
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Um, this thread is not suitable for the young children that use this board.

Those that can, do. Those that can't brag and brag and brag.
Young children use the Off-Topic section of this board? What are young children doing on a car forum anyway?

Morality has no place in the OT... This is actually a pretty tame thread compared to most.

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As far as inappropriate for younger crowd I'm pretty sure this conversation could be rated PG-13, there's no pictures, there's no talk of other parts, we aren't talking about having sex with the boobies, and if we were, i've still seen PG13 movies that talk about that stuff.
Speaking of which... How gratifying is fucking a nice pair of titties?
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      11-09-2011, 09:08 AM   #25
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Young children use the Off-Topic section of this board? What are young children doing on a car forum anyway?

Morality has no place in the OT... This is actually a pretty tame thread compared to most.
we can swear unsensored on this forum too right???

so basically, if someone has a problem they are just in the wrong place entirely...
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      11-09-2011, 05:37 PM   #26
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Not really sure who the guy is saying is bragging or what.

I stated my practical opinion, touched fondled played with 4 sets including ex wife's. Her's were the best but expensive under muscle and silicon. Worst were just stuck in there saline D cups on a skinny skank I met in a bar on a work trip, they were ripply, lopsided and hideous. Did I mind, not that night.

I find the comment someone said about knowing people in plastics and not doing them to thier wife interesting. That should be a telling tale folks.

As far as kids go, talk to their parents about unsupervised internet activities not me as IDGAF.
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      11-09-2011, 05:41 PM   #27
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Speaking of which... How gratifying is fucking a nice pair of titties?
This, also it is not as easy as it might look.
You can't just hop on either, it requires skill and dexterity.
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      11-09-2011, 05:44 PM   #28
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lol, I can think of better places to put my unit... Breasts are better left to the work of my hands and mouth/face. If the girl decides to use her boobs to "stroke my ego" she is more then welcome to, but again, i can think of better places for it
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My wife has under the muscle silicon by the best doctor in Texas - Dr. Ciaravino...

One of her bewbs was a hair smaller so he had to use a bigger implant to even them out...

The one that was originally bigger feels perfect - like a real bewb...

The other one feels a little fake because the bigger implant I side of a smaller bewb pulls the skin tighter, therefore making it feel fake...

But I also cannot ever locate a single fuck to give either...
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My wife has under the muscle silicon by the best doctor in Texas - Dr. Ciaravino...

One of her bewbs was a hair smaller so he had to use a bigger implant to even them out...

The one that was originally bigger feels perfect - like a real bewb...

The other one feels a little fake because the bigger implant I side of a smaller bewb pulls the skin tighter, therefore making it feel fake...

But I also cannot ever locate a single fuck to give either...
and from what i've seen, that doctor earned/deserved his money
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Yeah, he's the man...

Great doctor...look him up at www dot thebodydoc dot com

Go to his gallery and shit bricks...
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Yeah, he's the man...

Great doctor...look him up at www dot thebodydoc dot com

Go to his gallery and shit bricks...
I may just have to do that....
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      11-09-2011, 07:50 PM   #33
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33 posts and not one single picture.

e90 can haz homos !?!?
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      11-09-2011, 07:53 PM   #34
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33 posts and not one single picture.

e90 can haz homos !?!?
haha, you've seen what i've played with in another thread (all natural though) so i'm sort of on the sidelines for falsies :P

that being said, your wife's are fantastic. and if i found a girl that had implants as well done as those, i would bend my rules and actually test them out.

(also would be accepting/supporting of a wife wanting to get a lift/implants to repair breasts after having children, that's her choice and her confidence)
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yeah, my wife had them done 2 years after my daughter was born.

i had originally asked her about 3 years ago but she declined.

then we watched a spanish soap opera for about 8 months straight - that's what got her "interested".

a few months later i had convinced her to go out and at least get a "consult" done.

after i convinced her to get a consult done, it actually took another 4 or 5 montsh worth of researching and getting ramped up for it HAHA !!!!

last year on October 1st she went in for the consult - 2 weks later she was in the doctor's office getting 350CC and 325CC put in.

she's very pleased with the outcome and would recommend it to pretty much anyone.
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yeah, my wife had them done 2 years after my daughter was born.

i had originally asked her about 3 years ago but she declined.

then we watched a spanish soap opera for about 8 months straight - that's what got her "interested".

a few months later i had convinced her to go out and at least get a "consult" done.

after i convinced her to get a consult done, it actually took another 4 or 5 montsh worth of researching and getting ramped up for it HAHA !!!!

last year on October 1st she went in for the consult - 2 weks later she was in the doctor's office getting 350CC and 325CC put in.

she's very pleased with the outcome and would recommend it to pretty much anyone.
I like that she chose to go with a conservative size, it adds to it looking more natural.
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not be get off topic or anything, but i'm also into photography.

just sayin.........










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yeah, i like big lenses too




some of your photos helped me upgrade from my 70-200 f4 to my 70-200 f2.8
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yeah, my wife had them done 2 years after my daughter was born.

i had originally asked her about 3 years ago but she declined.

then we watched a spanish soap opera for about 8 months straight - that's what got her "interested".

I know what you mean; why is it that in all Spanish soap operas / talk shows the women have to be incredibly hot / have great bodies?

a few months later i had convinced her to go out and at least get a "consult" done.

after i convinced her to get a consult done, it actually took another 4 or 5 montsh worth of researching and getting ramped up for it HAHA !!!!

last year on October 1st she went in for the consult - 2 weks later she was in the doctor's office getting 350CC and 325CC put in.

Just like injector sizes.

she's very pleased with the outcome and would recommend it to pretty much anyone.
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My wife has under the muscle silicon by the best doctor in Texas - Dr. Ciaravino...
That is arguably untrue..
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That is arguably untrue..
Find me someone better.....
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Find me someone better.....


done and done...




Never felt a fake pair...Ive always been interested, I just want the experience of it you know?

Also your wife's look fantastic.
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Never felt a fake pair...Ive always been interested, I just want the experience of it you know?

Also your wife's look fantastic.
go to a contact strip club
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haha, they are all contact with the right price...
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