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      03-07-2011, 08:30 PM   #1
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Woman......

I spent $10,000 on a boob job for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on a nose job for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.

Then I spent $200 on a blow job for myself and she goes fucking mental.

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      03-07-2011, 08:32 PM   #2
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should have bought her new kitchen appliances instead
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      03-07-2011, 09:07 PM   #4
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Should have requested BJ before each "purchase" for her.
Or waited until she took painkillers to tell her you paid for one. Your conscience would be clear anyway!
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      03-07-2011, 09:23 PM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's one expensive BJ (assuming it's not from her)
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Didnt think about it, but OP, was the BJ from her? Maybe she thought she should get more than 2 bills
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Don't think it was from her...
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      03-07-2011, 09:49 PM   #10
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Pretty sure its a joke
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Pics of 10k boob job or it never happened
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      03-07-2011, 10:10 PM   #12
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Should go like...

I spent $10,000 on remodeling the kitchen for the wife, she was delighted.

I spent another $6,000 on new Wolf gas range for her, she was ecstatic.

I spent $7,000 on a new Sub Zero fridge for her and she was over the moon.

Then she wouldn't make me a sandwich so I divorced her.

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