*NICO Club member* New Bmw 335i driver *douchebag*

ChaneRZ · 10-25-2008, 02:21 PM

http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothrea...iver-douchebag

"Some douche bag in a brand new 335i rolled up to me in a traffic light while i was at a stop. Honked his horn and asked me in a funny way "How much horsepower do you have in that cheap piece of crap"? I just smiled at him and said not enough. Then he was laughing and he said he could buy 2 350z's for the price of his 335i and i just said good for him. Light turns green and he goes for it. then I just smoke him looking cute in my rear view then I just flicked him off on my way to the freeway. Talk about bragger as I say how many BMW's are out there? Yeah they are so common anyways"

Scorpion · 10-25-2008, 02:25 PM

Hate those BMW douchebags drivers myself, giving good cars a bad name

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.:bHd:. · 10-25-2008, 03:02 PM

lmao woww just read some of the comments..

"Good thing you beat that mo-fo! My friend has a 335i, I gotta say, that thing is pretty quick. But it's still not a Z."

"Just as fast? The Super GT 500 Xanavi Z will leave that M3 far behind!"

They're comparing an M3 to a full on race car lmao

Scorpion · 10-25-2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

lmao woww just read some of the comments..

"Good thing you beat that mo-fo! My friend has a 335i, I gotta say, that thing is pretty quick. But it's still not a Z."

"Just as fast? The Super GT 500 Xanavi Z will leave that M3 far behind!"

They're comparing an M3 to a full on race car lmao

Just read them my self, don't know what the hell that dude was thinking when he was comparing it to the race car lol.

"beemers are nice cars. My dad has a 04 540 M package and that car is a beast. Bmw forums are the worst forums to be on. Glad you smoked him"

Gotta say that's somewhat true lol.

DougLikesBMW · 10-25-2008, 03:31 PM

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bm...ing/4188323077

This link was posted in that thread...Freaking amazing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Issac

Just read them my self, don't know what the hell that dude was thinking when he was comparing it to the race car lol.

"beemers are nice cars. My dad has a 04 540 M package and that car is a beast. Bmw forums are the worst forums to be on. Glad you smoked him"

Gotta say that's somewhat true lol.

How can you say that is true? Are you retarded? This board rocks. Best forum I've ever been on for anything.

Scorpion · 10-25-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bm...ing/4188323077

This link was posted in that thread...Freaking amazing.

How can you say that is true? Are you retarded? This board rocks.

Not this forum, some of the other ones though lol.

Watched the entire video, wish I could drive like that.

DougLikesBMW · 10-25-2008, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Issac

Not this forum, some of the other ones though lol.

Watched the entire video, wish I could drive like that.

Ha, I said the same thing after watching that video.

Ooh. This is the only BMW Forum I've ever been on. I've ventured to E46Fanatics before, but only to look at pictures, lol.

nusevad · 10-25-2008, 05:59 PM

we should all register and just pwn that thread.

Blake · 10-25-2008, 07:18 PM

nissan 350Z fanboys

Inspired · 10-25-2008, 10:56 PM

lol 350z fan boys ftmfl.. they think they have better cars than us..

I cant even count how many 350z I smoked. The funny thing is I don't even ask for race.. they come next to me revving their weak sauce engine.

I had a friendly race with me and my buddy. He has a 350z manual. I have 335i steptronic. He has exhaust/intake. I was bone stock. On a roll, 10-110. I smoked him by at least 5 car length. No fucking joke. He been driving manual all his life too. Second race, I gave him jump..20-100 he jumped on me 1 CL and immediately I jumped 2-3CL.

Scimitar335i · 10-26-2008, 12:23 AM

i love how they call BMW owners tools and there they are banging on BMW owners when they dont even know that story that OP posted was true or not... idiots.. fanboys FTL..

PLAYON · 10-26-2008, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bm...ing/4188323077

This link was posted in that thread...Freaking amazing.

That is one of the best videos I've ever watched online (period).

Blake · 10-26-2008, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/bm...ing/4188323077

i wish i could do some hot laps in an m3 gtr

jhv · 10-26-2008, 02:30 AM

id love if someone could get a video fo a stock 350z and a stock 335 either doing the quarter or on a track

jhv · 10-26-2008, 02:31 AM

lol i remember a 350z owner trying to race me in my E36 once. they were way behind me in traffic and weaved in and out just to get along side me at an intersection and mad dog me

ZJP · 10-26-2008, 07:52 AM

Quote:

"Good thing you beat that mo-fo! My friend has a 335i, I gotta say, that thing is pretty quick. But it's still not a Z."

This guy needs a reality check.

Spool · 10-26-2008, 07:59 AM

You guys are hearing his side of the story...here's what really happened..

335i pulls up, could care less about the Z...just chillin' sippin on his latte'...Z starts revving, then light turn and Z takes off, 335i owner then gunned it too, quickly got ahead of the Z. Then realize, shit i'm going too fast, let me slow down and not get a ticket.

Z did a ricer flyby and came home make up a story on the forum to justify himself...

i love the kid who says, "BMWs are pretty quick, but it's still not a Z" That's the same as us saying, "Ferrari's are quick, but it's still not a BMW"

ZJP · 10-26-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

i love the kid who says, "BMWs are pretty quick, but it's still not a Z" That's the same as us saying, "Ferrari's are quick, but it's still not a BMW"

or even better.

"Veyrons are quick, but its still not a Z"

Blake · 10-26-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

You guys are hearing his side of the story...here's what really happened..

335i pulls up, could care less about the Z...just chillin' sippin on his latte'...Z starts revving, then light turn and Z takes off, 335i owner then gunned it too, quickly got ahead of the Z. Then realize, shit i'm going too fast, let me slow down and not get a ticket.

Z did a ricer flyby and came home make up a story on the forum to justify himself...

i love the kid who says, "BMWs are pretty quick, but it's still not a Z" That's the same as us saying, "Ferrari's are quick, but it's still not a BMW"

+1

ChaneRZ · 10-26-2008, 02:21 PM

his post made me laugh so i had to post it here LOL.

MontegoblueE92 · 10-26-2008, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

lmao woww just read some of the comments..

"Good thing you beat that mo-fo! My friend has a 335i, I gotta say, that thing is pretty quick. But it's still not a Z."

"Just as fast? The Super GT 500 Xanavi Z will leave that M3 far behind!"

They're comparing an M3 to a full on race car lmao

They're actually comparing the M3 GTR. It's race car vs. race car.

bubbletea 4 me · 10-27-2008, 11:32 PM

there are douchebags everywhere, driving all kind of cars. i do have to agree there is a reason why many think of bmw owners as douchebags - cuz many are :/. now, same with Z drivers though. i think they are great cars but plenty of aholes think they got a full blown race car or something.. it's just a nice lil sports car that Nissan makes, no biggi - drive a GT-R if one wants to feel like you got the big cock.

however, i would not take the Zs lightly as there are MANY FIed Zs/Gs out there easily putting down 500whp+

10-25-2008, 02:21 PM	#1
ChaneRZ If You Aint First, You're last !!! 81 Rep 2,509 Posts Drives: 08 BMW 335i, 01 Honda Prelude Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: California iTrader: (0)	**NICO Club member New Bmw 335i driver douchebag http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothrea...iver-douchebag "Some douche bag in a brand new 335i rolled up to me in a traffic light while i was at a stop. Honked his horn and asked me in a funny way "How much horsepower do you have in that cheap piece of crap"? I just smiled at him and said not enough. Then he was laughing and he said he could buy 2 350z's for the price of his 335i and i just said good for him. Light turns green and he goes for it. then I just smoke him looking cute in my rear view then I just flicked him off on my way to the freeway. Talk about bragger as I say how many BMW's are out there? Yeah they are so common anyways" __________________ 08 BMW BSM 335i 6MT (Sports, Premium, NAV, PDC, AS, IPOD, HD Radio, Rear Sunshade, OEM Alarm) Angel iBright V3, Luminics Fog Bulb, Turbo Tuner, K&N Drop in Filter, Dinan Exhaust**, Dinan Pedals, Vorsteiner CF Front Lip, and CF Rear Diffuser. Ordered:08/25/07 Started: 09/09/07 Finished: 09/14/07 On Ship: 09/15/07 Arrived: 10/08/07 Delivered: 10/10/07
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.:bHd:. Major 331 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	lmao woww just read some of the comments.. "Good thing you beat that mo-fo! My friend has a 335i, I gotta say, that thing is pretty quick. But it's still not a Z." "Just as fast? The Super GT 500 Xanavi Z will leave that M3 far behind!" They're comparing an M3 to a full on race car lmao __________________
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Inspired Colonel 148 Rep 2,368 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: California iTrader: (2)	lol 350z fan boys ftmfl.. they think they have better cars than us.. I cant even count how many 350z I smoked. The funny thing is I don't even ask for race.. they come next to me revving their weak sauce engine. I had a friendly race with me and my buddy. He has a 350z manual. I have 335i steptronic. He has exhaust/intake. I was bone stock. On a roll, 10-110. I smoked him by at least 5 car length. No fucking joke. He been driving manual all his life too. Second race, I gave him jump..20-100 he jumped on me 1 CL and immediately I jumped 2-3CL.
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Scimitar335i Major 201 Rep 1,313 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (12)	i love how they call BMW owners tools and there they are banging on BMW owners when they dont even know that story that OP posted was true or not... idiots.. fanboys FTL.. __________________ 2007 TiAg e90 335i sport. Yes, The e90 "Mustache" is cool!
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jhv Lieutenant General 1699 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	id love if someone could get a video fo a stock 350z and a stock 335 either doing the quarter or on a track
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jhv Lieutenant General 1699 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	lol i remember a 350z owner trying to race me in my E36 once. they were way behind me in traffic and weaved in and out just to get along side me at an intersection and mad dog me Last edited by jhv; 10-26-2008 at 07:27 AM..
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Spool ****** 558 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	You guys are hearing his side of the story...here's what really happened.. 335i pulls up, could care less about the Z...just chillin' sippin on his latte'...Z starts revving, then light turn and Z takes off, 335i owner then gunned it too, quickly got ahead of the Z. Then realize, shit i'm going too fast, let me slow down and not get a ticket. Z did a ricer flyby and came home make up a story on the forum to justify himself... i love the kid who says, "BMWs are pretty quick, but it's still not a Z" That's the same as us saying, "Ferrari's are quick, but it's still not a BMW" __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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ChaneRZ If You Aint First, You're last !!! 81 Rep 2,509 Posts Drives: 08 BMW 335i, 01 Honda Prelude Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: California iTrader: (0)	his post made me laugh so i had to post it here LOL. __________________ 08 BMW BSM 335i 6MT (Sports, Premium, NAV, PDC, AS, IPOD, HD Radio, Rear Sunshade, OEM Alarm) Angel iBright V3, Luminics Fog Bulb, Turbo Tuner, K&N Drop in Filter, Dinan Exhaust, Dinan Pedals, Vorsteiner CF Front Lip, and CF Rear Diffuser. Ordered:08/25/07 Started: 09/09/07 Finished: 09/14/07 On Ship: 09/15/07 Arrived: 10/08/07 Delivered: 10/10/07
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bubbletea 4 me Lieutenant Colonel 63 Rep 1,914 Posts Drives: Finally here Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	there are douchebags everywhere, driving all kind of cars. i do have to agree there is a reason why many think of bmw owners as douchebags - cuz many are :/. now, same with Z drivers though. i think they are great cars but plenty of aholes think they got a full blown race car or something.. it's just a nice lil sports car that Nissan makes, no biggi - drive a GT-R if one wants to feel like you got the big cock. however, i would not take the Zs lightly as there are MANY FIed Zs/Gs out there easily putting down 500whp+
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