Big relationship dilemma, might be jumping to conclusions. Confused, need help

iamblowfish · 10-10-2013, 03:00 PM

Mr Tonka · 10-10-2013, 03:07 PM

I didn't read this book but i'm sure the correct advise is to get a new girl friend.

Litos · 10-10-2013, 03:08 PM

she is/was fucking someone else......

soak your dick in bleach, then toss a match on it...

/thread, etc, etc.....

Litos · 10-10-2013, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I didn't read this book but i'm sure the correct advise is to get a new girl friend.

breaking news: there was this chase in NYC where a bunch of bikers trolled an SUV driver.

the SUV driver ran over one of the dudes - like literally RAN HIM THE FUCK OVER.

i think it's on the news.....

MediaArtist · 10-10-2013, 03:24 PM

pgviper · 10-10-2013, 03:31 PM

kevinbahnz · 10-10-2013, 03:44 PM

did anyone take notes ? can i borrow them

Whostheboss · 10-10-2013, 03:49 PM

oh man sounds like that that Muslim European bitch burned you.

I had a similar experience in College. My suite-mates and i were having a party so I was making out with this Asian chick that i've been chit chatting with on fb. We took it to my room, she pulls my boxers down but then does nothing. I was thinking she was scared of my 9inch WMD.
But she was like "oh no no", "i can't i can't", i was like WTH? I put my shorts back on and ended the ordeal.
Coming to find out later that she has something. I immediately got checked. Negative!
Whewwww.

yarviinn · 10-10-2013, 03:51 PM

Cliff notes? TL;DR.

I will read when I get home.

P.S: Will need pictures of said females for a good discussion.

KwlAznKid · 10-10-2013, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

oh man sounds like that that Muslim European bitch burned you.

I had a similar experience in College. My suite-mates and i were having a party so I was making out with this Asian chick that i've been chit chatting with on fb. We took it to my room, she pulls my boxers down but then does nothing. I was thinking she was scared of my 9inch WMD.
But she was like "oh no no", "i can't i can't", i was like WTH? I put my shorts back on and ended the ordeal.
Coming to find out later that she has something. I immediately got checked. Negative!
Whewwww.

I fuking lolled

pt · 10-10-2013, 05:20 PM

This is awesome - OP, have you gone for your pap smear yet? Are you sure you don't have herpes or something?

BTW, the correct answer to the question of "what kind of women are you fucking" is "well...you."

Dude, you walked into that like a bag of shit.

Templar · 10-10-2013, 05:22 PM

P1 · 10-10-2013, 05:58 PM

Still wondering why we needed the Jew/Christian/Muslim details? Or am I missing the significance here?

f30nynj · 10-10-2013, 06:27 PM

Just looked up HPV! Doesn't seem like life threatening! Talk to a doc and get meds if needed be.

Dump that Bitch and get a new one!

yarviinn · 10-10-2013, 06:27 PM

Just read it. Should of stayed with the TA chick....

OP... I hope it was worth it.

canukgtp · 10-10-2013, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P1et

Still wondering why we needed the Jew/Christian/Muslim details? Or am I missing the significance here?

That's what I was trying to figure out too!

To the OP...for the first time in history a girl lied...sorry it had to be you...so now RUN!

Ehwnnc · 10-10-2013, 06:39 PM

shit happens. Get some meds and move on

yarviinn · 10-10-2013, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canukgtp

That's what I was trying to figure out too!

To the OP...for the first time in history a girl lied...sorry it had to be you...so now RUN!

You can run from the Muslim chick, but you can't run from the HPV...

ddk632 · 10-10-2013, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I didn't read this book but i'm sure the correct advise is to get a new girl friend.

Best post of the thread.

Maybe I'll read it after a few drinks.

skydiver · 10-11-2013, 01:10 AM

There's no way to test for HPV in men if you aren't showing signs of it. It can lay dormant forever and not exhibit any signs.

F32 · 10-11-2013, 01:47 AM

You need to date a Buddhist chick. I hear they're absolute freaks.

jzchen · 10-11-2013, 02:22 AM

Some girls don't get regular periods. I know of someone. Doctor prescribed the pill to help regulate it. Could be true, could be all true. Do you think a girl would want her first experience to be with a condom? Could be the reason she backed down...

Anyways, good luck with finding the truth...

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Whostheboss Captain 410 Rep 841 Posts Drives: a 9incher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: No. Virginia U.S.A. iTrader: (0)	oh man sounds like that that Muslim European bitch burned you. I had a similar experience in College. My suite-mates and i were having a party so I was making out with this Asian chick that i've been chit chatting with on fb. We took it to my room, she pulls my boxers down but then does nothing. I was thinking she was scared of my 9inch WMD. But she was like "oh no no", "i can't i can't", i was like WTH? I put my shorts back on and ended the ordeal. Coming to find out later that she has something. I immediately got checked. Negative! Whewwww. __________________ WHO'S THE BOSS
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yarviinn Captain 21 Rep 687 Posts Drives: E9TT3 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NorCal iTrader: (1)	Cliff notes? TL;DR. I will read when I get home. P.S: Will need pictures of said females for a good discussion.
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pt Private 9 Rep 82 Posts Drives: I miss my E12 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	This is awesome - OP, have you gone for your pap smear yet? Are you sure you don't have herpes or something? BTW, the correct answer to the question of "what kind of women are you fucking" is "well...you." Dude, you walked into that like a bag of shit.
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jzchen Captain 12 Rep 656 Posts Drives: '08 335xi E90 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Arcadia, CA iTrader: (0)	Some girls don't get regular periods. I know of someone. Doctor prescribed the pill to help regulate it. Could be true, could be all true. Do you think a girl would want her first experience to be with a condom? Could be the reason she backed down... Anyways, good luck with finding the truth...
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