Favorite Urban Dictionary Entries

TK-421 · 08-19-2010, 02:57 PM

Inspired by this thread: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=421158

docking - The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

arabian goggles - A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.

alabama hot pocket - the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

alaskan snow dragon - An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals

b0bab0i · 08-19-2010, 03:21 PM

AC Slater - When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

Cleveland Steamer - The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

ideliver · 08-19-2010, 11:53 PM

Maybe baby daddy....

As is when a pregnant girl introduces some dopey looking guy and says..."this is my maybe baby daddy"

endofanera7 · 08-20-2010, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

alaskan snow dragon - An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals

Masterplan · 08-20-2010, 07:32 AM

Rusty Trombone
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

Masterplan · 08-20-2010, 07:39 AM

mississippi mudslide
this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo.
yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.

i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.

Comet · 08-20-2010, 08:11 AM

are there that many people with shit fetishes out there?

Masterplan · 08-20-2010, 09:17 AM

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are there that many people with shit fetishes out there?

UD is filled with shit related content.

Dirty Sandy
When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.

Similar to the dirty sanchez.
I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"

oilfighter · 08-20-2010, 09:36 AM

My favorite

Skeet

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

Masterplan · 08-20-2010, 09:55 AM

One of my favourites,

byah
Dave Chappelle's imitation of Howard Dean's infamous speech.
Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
BYAHHHHHHHHHH!

OC Guy · 08-20-2010, 03:39 PM

There are some funny ones but for those of you who think the incredibly disgusting ones are funny, you guys are weird to put it mildly.

Why would any heterosexual male think docking is funny?

Bakeme521 · 08-20-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterplan

mississippi mudslide
this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo.
yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.

i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.

Also known as an alaskan pipeline...

I like Carrie Underwood- When you are in a public place and become aroused to the point of a hard-on. In order to hide it you place your rock solid boner up into your waistline. Thus you are Carrie Underwood.

DESI4life10 · 08-20-2010, 05:11 PM

Booyakasha

straight from the mouth of Ali G himself, in an interview with spin.com

Could you translate your catchphrases "booyakasha" and "wagwaan"?

"Booyakasha" means "listen up rudeboi everytin irie whayaso lickylicky ya wangagot fifiman." "Wagwaan" means "booyakasha."
booyakasha: "listen up rudeboi everytin irie whayaso lickylicky ya wangagot fifiman."

Masterplan · 08-21-2010, 12:11 PM

fist pump
A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.
Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

08-19-2010, 02:57 PM	#1
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 573 Rep 4,759 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Favorite Urban Dictionary Entries Inspired by this thread: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=421158 docking - The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. arabian goggles - A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new. alabama hot pocket - the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) alaskan snow dragon - An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals __________________ Stop putting stuff like painted reflectors and premium package in your signature. You're embarrassing.
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Masterplan Lieutenant 124 Rep 572 Posts Drives: F87 M2 & G05 X5 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Rusty Trombone To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus. Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.
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08-20-2010, 07:39 AM	#6
Masterplan Lieutenant 124 Rep 572 Posts Drives: F87 M2 & G05 X5 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	mississippi mudslide this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo. yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning. i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.
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b0bab0i Major 24 Rep 1,033 Posts Drives: 03 TiAG z4 3.0i w/ hardtop Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	AC Slater - When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx. Cleveland Steamer - The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
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08-20-2010, 09:36 AM	#9
oilfighter Private First Class 2 Rep 135 Posts Drives: 335D Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: TX iTrader: (0)	My favorite Skeet "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England. "Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
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08-20-2010, 09:55 AM	#10
Masterplan Lieutenant 124 Rep 572 Posts Drives: F87 M2 & G05 X5 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	One of my favourites, byah Dave Chappelle's imitation of Howard Dean's infamous speech. Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House. BYAHHHHHHHHHH!
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DESI4life10 Banned 201 Rep 3,328 Posts Drives: Coding: Desi4life10@gmail.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West of Toronto, Canada iTrader: (18)	Booyakasha straight from the mouth of Ali G himself, in an interview with spin.com Could you translate your catchphrases "booyakasha" and "wagwaan"? "Booyakasha" means "listen up rudeboi everytin irie whayaso lickylicky ya wangagot fifiman." "Wagwaan" means "booyakasha." booyakasha: "listen up rudeboi everytin irie whayaso lickylicky ya wangagot fifiman."
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08-21-2010, 12:11 PM	#14
Masterplan Lieutenant 124 Rep 572 Posts Drives: F87 M2 & G05 X5 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	fist pump A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers. Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump). Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).
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