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Baby .1-3" 5 8.47%
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      06-05-2010, 04:43 PM   #1
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You don't have an option for "innie"

There are some dudes who roll around Chicago in Maseratis that I believe fit into that category.
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Oo...so 10'' is considered large?

I always thought I was average.
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About time this shit got started!!! In about 10 posts this thread will probably be about tires or something... OT!!!
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Truthfully, I don't understand how people use regular condoms, they must be made for Asians or something...
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Truthfully, I don't understand how people use regular condoms, they must be made for Asians or something...




Especially the Trojan ultra thin ones...very very tight.
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I cannot wear them. They suffocate my dick. Magnums aren't that great either, they are tight as well.
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I cannot wear them. They suffocate my dick. Magnums aren't that great either, they are tight as well.
I remember putting on a regular condom in high school, worst experience ever.

Magnum XL's are fantastic, which they made them in the "Thin" model. LOL
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I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days.
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Don't make the XLs in thin yet... but the regular Magniums come in thin.
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I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days.
They're all fucking nuts, tell me about it.
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