Buzzing Ricers

[T Bone]

I know it is a waste of time and gas. I know that I should be above it all and that I should grow up but dang I can't help myself....

I love buzzing Ricers......slow down a little to let them catch up and then pull away again......then hit the flashers to say hi and to acknowledge the fly-by.....

Should have some fun when I get my stealthy 335xi.....(with Vishnu )


OK, I know I am not alone, who else is guilty of such juvenile pleasure?:rocks:

[teknochild]

Originally Posted by T Bone

I know it is a waste of time and gas. I know that I should be above it all and that I should grow up but dang I can't help myself....

I love buzzing Ricers......slow down a little to let them catch up and then pull away again......then hit the flashers to say hi and to acknowledge the fly-by.....

Should have some fun when I get my stealthy 335xi.....(with Vishnu )


OK, I know I am not alone, who else is guilty of such juvenile pleasure?:rocks:

this is what i do in my current car, get them to follow you to a corner you know well, out accelerate them before the corner, they will accelerate to your speed trying to catch up, take the corner at your limit, thell try and follow you at the same speed, you turn, they go off the road

swear to god works 80% of the time :rocks:

[Couch]

I always preferred to mess with the enviro folks in the first Honda Hybrids. Revving the 5.3L when in my truck at a stop light and the horror on their face at me "polluting" the environment. Priceless.

[Norsk]

+1

[T Bone]

Originally Posted by Couch

I always preferred to mess with the enviro folks in the first Honda Hybrids. Revving the 5.3L when in my truck at a stop light and the horror on their face at me "polluting" the environment. Priceless.

OMG....I never thought of that.....NEW HOBBY for me!!! Awesome.....I will show the tree huggers BMW's Launch Control!!!!

:rocks:

[Marcus-SanDiego]

The only thing to worry about is the ricer trying to race you. The ricemobile hits another car, kills someone, and then they go after the ricer and the other car that was allegedly racing him. Everyone gets charged with manslaughter.

Be careful out there, folks. You don't want some ricer bringing you down because he was stupid.

[dhmilosr]

Played with a Firebird Trans Am tonight. Let him go first at a light,then out accelerated him and blew by. What a blast. Wife enjoyed it also from the passenger seat.


Oh yes, and I was very careful to watch out for old ladies driving minivans, etc, etc, etc.

[ages944]

Originally Posted by Marcus-SanDiego

The only thing to worry about is the ricer trying to race you. The ricemobile hits another car, kills someone, and then they go after the ricer and the other car that was allegedly racing him. Everyone gets charged with manslaughter.

Be careful out there, folks. You don't want some ricer bringing you down because he was stupid.

and goading someone into crashing isn't stupid?

[Zeiss]

Originally Posted by T Bone

I know it is a waste of time and gas. I know that I should be above it all and that I should grow up but dang I can't help myself....

I love buzzing Ricers......slow down a little to let them catch up and then pull away again......then hit the flashers to say hi and to acknowledge the fly-by.....

Should have some fun when I get my stealthy 335xi.....(with Vishnu )


OK, I know I am not alone, who else is guilty of such juvenile pleasure?:rocks:

Once u get vishnu, they dunno what hit'em!
I wish a had a R63, toying with ricers using a minivan

[777ER]

Here's a good one I do in my '99 Z28...(requires V1 and known location)

I rev the engine and get the ricers to bite, then I accelerate hard until the V1 bar goes to like 3/4th of full strength and I hit the brakes then cruise with everyone around me while the ricer does a gay ass flyby...only to see a cop car hauling onto the ricer's ass and pulling it over

[SES_D]

Originally Posted by 777ER

Here's a good one I do in my '99 Z28...(requires V1 and known location)

I rev the engine and get the ricers to bite, then I accelerate hard until the V1 bar goes to like 3/4th of full strength and I hit the brakes then cruise with everyone around me while the ricer does a gay ass flyby...only to see a cop car hauling onto the ricer's ass and pulling it over

lmao! now that's how you do it!

[Nikki]

LOL my ex tried to race a riced out del sol on the highway once that was going like 55mph. They were kind of confused I think.

[teknochild]

Originally Posted by Nikki

LOL my ex tried to race a riced out del sol on the highway once that was going like 55mph. They were kind of confused I think.

were they mexican?

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by teknochild

were they mexican?

Lol windows were tinted, I don't know.

[Ninjaneer]

Some of you guys have such evil plans :P

[cm3rc]

[herbz]

it's a lawnmower! it's a weed wacker! it's a CIVIC WITH EXHAUST!

[shadye90]

cmon now not all hondas are "rice racers"..dont generalize and pop shit like ya'll got the fastest car in the world wit ya 335 and an exhaust..I got a civic hatch at home where i can give ANY of you 335 owners here a head start and GUARANTEE you will lose..and dont try that shit that you got better handling than me..I'll take ya ass to a road course or an auto-x track and EMBARASS you..so quit the shit talkin and if anyone wanna test me PM me..we can set something up...

[T Bone]

Originally Posted by shadye90

cmon now not all hondas are "rice racers"..dont generalize and pop shit like ya'll got the fastest car in the world wit ya 335 and an exhaust..I got a civic hatch at home where i can give ANY of you 335 owners here a head start and GUARANTEE you will lose..and dont try that shit that you got better handling than me..I'll take ya ass to a road course or an auto-x track and EMBARASS you..so quit the shit talkin and if anyone wanna test me PM me..we can set something up...

Honda boards love talking smack about Bimmers and Bimmer drivers....this is just some fun in return.... so chill dude.

Embarrassment and Humilation is attained when you do a fly-by when the guy is with their honey....cause you know the guy has been telling the the chick that his Honda is the fastest car on the road and yet somehow, they are enjoying gasoline processed by zee German Panzers.

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by shadye90

cmon now not all hondas are "rice racers"..dont generalize and pop shit like ya'll got the fastest car in the world wit ya 335 and an exhaust..I got a civic hatch at home where i can give ANY of you 335 owners here a head start and GUARANTEE you will lose..and dont try that shit that you got better handling than me..I'll take ya ass to a road course or an auto-x track and EMBARASS you..so quit the shit talkin and if anyone wanna test me PM me..we can set something up...

UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!


PM praecurvo, maybe he won't mind taking a detour on his way to LA.

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by slammedbimmer

If im at a stop light (next to a ricer) and he revs on me, ill rev back like im gonna hand him his ass. when the light turns green, i drive off normally and watch the dubasses redline in every gear (kinda like an out of control weed wacker). its cute. I didnt buy a BMW to race, if that was the case, i would have bought a supercharged C6.

Lol I used to do that in my TSX but no one revs at me in my 330 anymore.

[shadye90]

Originally Posted by T Bone

Honda boards love talking smack about Bimmers and Bimmer drivers....this is just some fun in return.... so chill dude.

Embarrassment and Humilation is attained when you do a fly-by when the guy is with their honey....cause you know the guy has been telling the the chick that his Honda is the fastest car on the road and yet somehow, they are enjoying gasoline processed by zee German Panzers.

true..no beef here tho..believe me..i fuckin hate Honda ricers more than anybody else cuz it makes guys like me with fast hondas look bad...And with My Honda, my girls who sit in the passenger seat KNOWS its fast when the Boost guage hits 17psi, her head slams into the headrest and all you hear is Pshhhhhhhhhhhh....