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      07-11-2014, 07:53 PM   #397
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The Red Sox are paying Steven Drew $10mil and the best he can do is a .128 BA. Oh wait, he just K'd again. So less than .128 now.
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      07-12-2014, 09:29 AM   #401
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Music in stores, doctor's office, bank, food court, every-freakin'-where you go. Who decided Americans need to have non-stop background music everywhere? The main grocery store here plays oldies. Drives me nuts when I go there and get some stupid Abba song stuck in my head.
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Music in stores, doctor's office, bank, food court, every-freakin'-where you go. Who decided Americans need to have non-stop background music everywhere? The main grocery store here plays oldies. Drives me nuts when I go there and get some stupid Abba song stuck in my head.
In most cases, I don't know what's worse... Having some earworm to at least distract you from an unpleasant task (if you are doing an unpleasant task), or it's as silent as a funeral and all you can think of, for instance is how the only reason you're at the *%$(& bank in that @*! line is to pay the #&$ IRS to dump tons of money into a region that we really have no business occupying while our economy still hasn't recovered 100% and almost none of it goes to things that matter, like getting the crazy homeless people off the street or the damned pothole that has been there for 3 months, on a route you have to invariably take every morning .
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i fucking hate wendy's commercials. i'd like to sucker punch whoever's idea it was to come up with them.
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When supermarkets have "3-day only!" items, like recently T-bone or porterhouse steak for $5.99/lb (that used to be expensive, but not today). You go there as a result, and they do have it, only it's $11.99/lb.

I just have to wonder how they can repeatedly do it, I mean I drive a BMW so $5.99/lb. or $11.99/lb. isn't a huge difference to me, I don't mind paying an extra $15, I blow my nose with $50's.
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      07-13-2014, 02:22 PM   #405
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Back home prices must be given including taxes. I hate the system here.

While I'm at this, let's go trough the whole list.

Idiots. headache, heat, heat, headache, time differences, people who don't fucking know how to count the difference, people who love destroying my sleeping time, not sleeping, food, buying it, cooking it, just everything about food.

Coffee, can't drink any, headache too bad. See above why I really would need it.

I have to go and play nice in five, and I really don't want to. I can honestly say, that out of the worlds 7 most annoying people other than my relatives, the person I have to meet is well on his way to prize position.

I JUST REALLY NEED COFFEE!
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      07-14-2014, 06:35 AM   #406
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When somebody full knowingly leaves the last 3 small squares of TP on the roll, and then doesn't make sure there is a backup for whoever goes in next.


WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE WITH 3 SQUARES?!
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WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE WITH 3 SQUARES?!
I do that all the time when I need to piss off the spouse. All in all I would say he did not win the wife lottery.
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i fucking hate wendy's commercials. i'd like to sucker punch whoever's idea it was to come up with them.
I saw a sign pointing the location of one of them, and out of respect for you went the extra miles just to avoid seeing it. Haven't seen any of them, but I'm willing to bet a lot that I would agree with you.
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I turn into a teenager every time I see one of those. I can't even explain why it's so funny to me.
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I do that all the time when I need to piss off the spouse. All in all I would say he did not win the wife lottery.
Oh you are one of THEM? I should have known!
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What ever can be done to annoy the idiot who makes fun of the active sound, and doesn't even realize that I haven't cooked for almost two months now.
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Stuck in NashVegas where my only choices for coffee are Bongo Java and Dunkin Donuts. Too many people at Bongo Java, so I had to resort to DD. I hate weak-ass coffee. No wonder they dump a ton of sugar in this crap. It tastes like old dishwater without it.
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Stuck in NashVegas where my only choices for coffee are Bongo Java and Dunkin Donuts. Too many people at Bongo Java, so I had to resort to DD. I hate weak-ass coffee. No wonder they dump a ton of sugar in this crap. It tastes like old dishwater without it.
Does McDonalds serve coffee out there? They've made a huge push to expand their McCafe offerings and the quality of coffee is great. Just another option for ya.
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What ever can be done to annoy the idiot who makes fun of the active sound, and doesn't even realize that I haven't cooked for almost two months now.
You are one sneaky b..... woman.
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You are one sneaky b..... woman.
Never piss off the people who don't mind being cruel.
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Does McDonalds serve coffee out there? They've made a huge push to expand their McCafe offerings and the quality of coffee is great. Just another option for ya.
This is a true statement. The days I actually drive my car to work, I'll grab a McD's coffee on my way in and I think its pretty good. Not the best, but much better than what it used to be.
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Does McDonalds serve coffee out there? They've made a huge push to expand their McCafe offerings and the quality of coffee is great. Just another option for ya.
This is a true statement. The days I actually drive my car to work, I'll grab a McD's coffee on my way in and I think its pretty good. Not the best, but much better than what it used to be.
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