post the best non-sexual feelings itt

Dan in PA · 06-01-2010, 02:17 AM

Parking crooked in two handicap spots with my BMW so I don't have to walk as far.

Razzy · 06-01-2010, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

When i hit full boost and break traction at 80mph on drag radials...or dragging my knee around a turn on the bike...

getting your head down right up on the gas tank when twisting the throttle.

Listening to a current song that you love, over and over again till it gets boring.

Getting up in the morning with the sun shining bright, knowing you don't have work or school.

BTW John, epic thread as usual.

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 03:10 AM

Cannabis

Dan in PA · 06-01-2010, 03:14 AM

Vehicular manslaughter

GuyOh · 06-01-2010, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

finally getting home to a CLEAN bathroom and taking the most amazing shit

+100

kaykay · 06-01-2010, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great

WOW EPIC I mean fucking EPIC

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Originally Posted by radix

Translation:

Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.

Verbiage · 06-05-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scoota

A fat dick in my asshole. No homo.

Alexander · 06-05-2010, 09:57 PM

Wow. Bustinnn CLippsspsps in a mofo.

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Wow. Bustinnn CLippsspsps in a mofo.

HELLZ YEAH

Aonarch be tha numba 1 bustah of clipssssss up in dis BITCH y'all herd

Verbiage · 06-05-2010, 10:02 PM

Dan stop.

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Dan stop.

I'm better now.

CollinsE90 · 03-10-2011, 08:10 PM

drinking the first cup of Dr. Pepper out of a cold 2 liter

Verbiage · 03-10-2011, 08:16 PM

Yo this last page is fucking EPIC.

Verbiage · 03-10-2011, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great

Quote:

Originally Posted by radix

Translation:

Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Catching people fucking in public and taking down a forum after i get banned

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Originally Posted by mpimping

knowing that i am the master

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Originally Posted by mpimping

so faded on the sd. oh dam oh yeah outrunning the police,

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Originally Posted by mpimping

slowrolling the nuts when an idiot goes all in before and after you call him. and get up and start screaming,dancing,celebrating,

Long live mpimping.

AngelinIsRich08 · 03-10-2011, 08:28 PM

Pressing the M button on my X5M.

ghosthi32 · 03-10-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AngelinIsRich08

Pressing the M button on my X5M.

EBALLLLLL

ScaredOnce · 03-10-2011, 08:39 PM

Dumping a 30rd mag out one of my WASR10s (AK-pattern rifles). Actually, dumping mags outa just about anything. It's a childish waste of ammo, but it brings a smile to my face everytime.
Kicking a chick out RIGHT after you finish.
Operating a Cat D8 dozer. I don't really know what I'm doing with heavy equipment, but...game on. Smash shit!
Wrecking something expensive, epically, in front of your friends and other people that envy you and acting all "F it... We'll get another one."
When the gate attendant calls your name for an upgrade for a 14hr flight to Doha or Dubai or someplace far.

This is by far the best but only happened once: Seeing the skank whore that I was dumb enough to think I wanted to marry once waiting at a cross walk in the city outside of one of the hospitals after not having seen her for a couple years after she ran off.... She's clearly mega pregnant and looks like fuck hanging on the arm of some dude that looks like he sells crack and is homeless (I believe her older sister that hated me was with them as well - aw... a family visit to the poor people's preggers clinic). She notices you (think Ving Rhames style from Pulp Fiction) and you think you see a longing-compassionate facial expression (ohh woe is me)... You smile, rev up your BMW 335xi coupe, chirp a little tire, and run the red light in front of them- Because You Don't Give a Fuck. Hot date in your e92 asks why you just did that and you say, "Bc I could."

Verbiage · 03-10-2011, 08:42 PM

Wow, bro. Looks like you enjoyed that bit of revenge, there.

Year's_End · 03-10-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

a cigarette after a really big meal

.

lopealle · 03-10-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

I'm better now.

I miss Dan so much

Tossing somebody under the bus especially the ones that think they know everything....such a good feeling

Year's_End · 03-10-2011, 09:17 PM

i feel like im the only OT regular that doesnt recognize anything significant by dan. pretty sure i skipped over most of his posts for no particular reason

ghosthi32 · 03-10-2011, 09:24 PM

dan is a troll. he left

06-01-2010, 02:17 AM	#67
Dan in PA Captain 88 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	Parking crooked in two handicap spots with my BMW so I don't have to walk as far. __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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Dan in PA Captain 88 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	Vehicular manslaughter __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Dan stop. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3583 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Yo this last page is fucking EPIC. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-10-2011, 08:39 PM	#83
ScaredOnce Very Important 20 Rep 450 Posts Drives: 335xi (e92) Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: PIT iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 BMW 335xi (e92) [9.00] 2008 Pontiac G8 GT [4.00] 2002 Pontiac Grand ... [0.00] 2001 Cadillac, Eldo ... [0.00]	Dumping a 30rd mag out one of my WASR10s (AK-pattern rifles). Actually, dumping mags outa just about anything. It's a childish waste of ammo, but it brings a smile to my face everytime. Kicking a chick out RIGHT after you finish. Operating a Cat D8 dozer. I don't really know what I'm doing with heavy equipment, but...game on. Smash shit! Wrecking something expensive, epically, in front of your friends and other people that envy you and acting all "F it... We'll get another one." When the gate attendant calls your name for an upgrade for a 14hr flight to Doha or Dubai or someplace far. This is by far the best but only happened once: Seeing the skank whore that I was dumb enough to think I wanted to marry once waiting at a cross walk in the city outside of one of the hospitals after not having seen her for a couple years after she ran off.... She's clearly mega pregnant and looks like fuck hanging on the arm of some dude that looks like he sells crack and is homeless (I believe her older sister that hated me was with them as well - aw... a family visit to the poor people's preggers clinic). She notices you (think Ving Rhames style from Pulp Fiction) and you think you see a longing-compassionate facial expression (ohh woe is me)... You smile, rev up your BMW 335xi coupe, chirp a little tire, and run the red light in front of them- Because You Don't Give a Fuck. Hot date in your e92 asks why you just did that and you say, "Bc I could."
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