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12-02-2009, 04:10 PM | #1 |
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Cars that label their drivers
I thought I would start this thread because we did it around the office and everyone was of the same opinion as myself.
List of cars American Pickups = Rednecks New Mini = questionable sexuality (man) & sex kitten (woman) Prius = Being green only for show Bentley = Old rich New Rolls = New rich Audi = Yuppie BMW = Poser Mercedes C-class 180 = They think they are better than others Mercedes S-class = They probably are Evo = Drug dealer Porsche = Serious Poser Ferrari = Serious Rich Poser Volvo = Boring family man Jaguar = Old fart Please add ones I have missed and if you reckon I got some wrong. |
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12-02-2009, 04:56 PM | #4 |
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I have one different definition:
Jaguar = Self-taught mechanic (or about to become one) Have Fun, Rick
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12-02-2009, 06:12 PM | #6 |
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i dunno what kinda drug dealers you see
we in bmws benzs audis lexus out here
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12-02-2009, 06:41 PM | #7 | |
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The Merc C class vs S class comparison made me lol.
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12-02-2009, 07:53 PM | #9 |
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New VW Beetle = Young, environmentally-conscious woman or old Asian man.
Chevy Suburban = Soccer mom/dad. Lotus Elise/Exige = Extreme enthusiast. Ferrari 612 Scaglietti = Rich man who golfs and spends time at cigar shops/lounges. Buick = Tiger Woods. Lifted Truck = Bro. Diesel Truck = Hick. Chevy Monte Carlo = Black man with seat leaned as far back as possible.
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12-02-2009, 10:28 PM | #12 |
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New Mini = 40+ woman, mid-life crisis car for the guy who normally drives the family minivan
Prius = smug asshole who tries to impose a slower speed on every driver
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12-02-2009, 11:41 PM | #13 |
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BMW = Asians who think they're badass driving their brand new sports car.
Hummer = Suburban mom, most likely a milf.
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12-03-2009, 02:01 AM | #15 |
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12-03-2009, 02:07 AM | #16 |
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* bmw X3: soccer mom or middle aged man in the need of glasses
* VW bug: tree huggin hippie * Vette: 50 yr old white guy not coming to terms with his age * Charger/Challenger/Mustang/Camaro: male....mid 40's....still cruises around high school with Ted Nugent's Wango Tango blasting at top volume. * Audi A4/S4: regretting his purchase, so hangs around BMW forums and blasts BMW owners to make him feel better. * Audi A5: confused of his sexuality....often overheard saying things like: "that chick is HOT....nice shoes!!" * civic/integra: Vin Diesel wannabee * Audi S5: fake Prada sunglasses, pink popped collared polo shirt with abnormally small penis yuppie Mercedes benz: IT middle management all in fun!
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12-03-2009, 02:07 AM | #17 |
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what???....you mean...its not the fastest car EVAR????
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12-03-2009, 02:51 AM | #18 |
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Porsche (911 and all S's) - Driving connoisseur
Higher end BMWs - Someone who knows what they want in life Porsche (non S) - Someone who wears AX shirt with huge AX logo to show off BMW (lower end) - See above Ferrari - Either a rich asshole or a driving enthusiast Lamborghini - Loud showoff with nice taste Prius - Person with no life Mini - Affordable and cool. Can't really say anything bad about it really VW Bug - Either a gay man or a pathetic woman Merc GL or similar - Soccer mom Merc S - Retired, 100 yr old grandpa Audi - I wanted a German car but I completely had no idea what to buy... wears ugly mocassins 350Z - Douchebag!!!!!!!! Evo/STI - Rice boy unless tastefully modded Jag - Big pimp Corvette - Grand dad with more money than sense Anything normal size with wheels bigger than 20 and chrome - Usually some trash with seat so reclined, I sometimes wonder how do they see over the windscreen :P Merc AMG especially the E55 - Russian millionaire wannabe |
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12-03-2009, 11:18 AM | #19 |
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These kinds of lists usually say more about the list maker than the list contents.
Just sayin'
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12-03-2009, 11:44 AM | #21 |
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American Pickups = Articulate Modern Gentleman
New Mini = Articulate Modern Gentleman Prius = Articulate Modern Gentleman Bentley = Articulate Modern Gentleman New Rolls = Articulate Modern Gentleman Audi = Articulate Modern Gentleman BMW = Articulate Modern Gentleman Mercedes C-class 180 = Articulate Modern Gentleman Mercedes S-class = Articulate Modern Gentleman Evo/STi = Articulate Modern Gentleman Porsche = Articulate Modern Gentleman Ferrari = Articulate Modern Gentleman Volvo = Articulate Modern Gentleman Jaguar = Articulate Modern Gentleman wat?
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