Proud new father...lol

2thdr · 02-11-2009, 12:29 AM

New addition to the family. Uncomplicated delivery. Baby is on the darker side, with a jet black complexion, and is a bit of a porker at 3730 lbs, but dad is pretty excited, nonetheless.

In anticipation of her birth, dad started to order presents, including new shoes, something to help her breathe better with cold air, and a device to help her pass gas easier. He even bought something to support her front lip, all the while hoping not to spoil 'er.

The person who gave birth to the newcomer, a German engineer, is doing well, resting in a cafeteria in Regensberg, Germany. There does appear to be some measure of separation anxiety with the new member of the family and, accordingly, she won't be made available until the first week of April.

Keeping with tradition, the newborn's name was placed on a nameplate, so that she may be known.

spyderco10 · 02-11-2009, 12:35 AM

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endofanera7 · 02-11-2009, 12:37 AM

tim3less · 02-11-2009, 12:45 AM

hahaaaaaa congrats! i like your vanity plate

RandyB · 02-11-2009, 05:44 AM

Congrats! Great post too. I hope the wait isn't too bad and the time passes quickly.

MMMorish · 02-11-2009, 06:27 AM

Great post! I loved reading it. Congrats Daddy!!

2thdr · 02-11-2009, 08:43 AM

Thanks, guys! I got rid of my e70 X5 in October last year, and it has been brutal waiting. I asked the order to placed this year so that I could avoid at least one season's worth of exposure to the little rocks/pebbles/gravels that are put down on the roads for traction in the winter. The only solace has been looking at the Kyosho e92 M3 model in my living room and having the mods arrive.

ScotyH · 02-11-2009, 09:07 AM

Nice!

Edmonton BMW or Bavaria?

ACZakka325i · 02-11-2009, 09:19 AM

I LIKE.

3s-a-charm · 02-11-2009, 10:22 AM

Well done. WelcoMe!

!Xoible · 02-11-2009, 10:48 AM

im pretty fucking sure the engineer that gave birth is a male too

ur sick, what the fuckkkkkkkkk

Big Windy · 02-11-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mantis

im pretty fucking sure the engineer that gave birth is a male too

ur sick, what the fuckkkkkkkkk

stop hating MMMMMMMMMMMMANTIS

monsta · 02-11-2009, 12:41 PM

lol Congrats...I hope the stork doesn't sink

TonyTone · 02-11-2009, 01:28 PM

haha congrats!!!

2thdr · 02-11-2009, 01:43 PM

Tony! Your car is the whole reason I nixed my X5. LOL. Your e92 has been on my Macbook desktop for god know's how long and on my iPhone desktop as a wallpaper. Your car, at least to me, set the benchmark.

2thdr · 02-11-2009, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mantis

im pretty fucking sure the engineer that gave birth is a male too

ur sick, what the fuckkkkkkkkk

The funny thing is I kept it gender neutral because, and this is the funny part, I imagined that you would be the one to comment on that...lol.

BMWDEMON · 02-11-2009, 02:02 PM

very good...post some pics of the mods!

M

x6ntial · 02-11-2009, 02:47 PM

Congrats! i like your plate

Deda · 02-11-2009, 03:56 PM

cool,congrats!

JC919 · 02-11-2009, 04:19 PM

Better hope that the fuzz doesn't agree with that plate.

volinder · 02-11-2009, 05:06 PM

Nice,

I notice your probably a dentist from you username. I'm a dentist down in Calgary ;-)

!Xoible · 02-11-2009, 06:04 PM

congrats man, now move away from canada. it sucks

jkjk
good story btw, ima read it before going to bed. sounds like a happy ending

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2thdr Lieutenant 59 Rep 553 Posts Drives: '18 Macan GTS/'18 GT3/''21 X5M Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta iTrader: (0)	Proud new father...lol New addition to the family. Uncomplicated delivery. Baby is on the darker side, with a jet black complexion, and is a bit of a porker at 3730 lbs, but dad is pretty excited, nonetheless. In anticipation of her birth, dad started to order presents, including new shoes, something to help her breathe better with cold air, and a device to help her pass gas easier. He even bought something to support her front lip, all the while hoping not to spoil 'er. The person who gave birth to the newcomer, a German engineer, is doing well, resting in a cafeteria in Regensberg, Germany. There does appear to be some measure of separation anxiety with the new member of the family and, accordingly, she won't be made available until the first week of April. Keeping with tradition, the newborn's name was placed on a nameplate, so that she may be known. Attached Images
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2thdr Lieutenant 59 Rep 553 Posts Drives: '18 Macan GTS/'18 GT3/''21 X5M Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta iTrader: (0)	Thanks, guys! I got rid of my e70 X5 in October last year, and it has been brutal waiting. I asked the order to placed this year so that I could avoid at least one season's worth of exposure to the little rocks/pebbles/gravels that are put down on the roads for traction in the winter. The only solace has been looking at the Kyosho e92 M3 model in my living room and having the mods arrive.
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2thdr Lieutenant 59 Rep 553 Posts Drives: '18 Macan GTS/'18 GT3/''21 X5M Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta iTrader: (0)	Tony! Your car is the whole reason I nixed my X5. LOL. Your e92 has been on my Macbook desktop for god know's how long and on my iPhone desktop as a wallpaper. Your car, at least to me, set the benchmark.
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