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      08-11-2008, 12:54 PM   #1
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      08-11-2008, 12:57 PM   #2
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"I have been using this product and it really works! I would recommend it to all women who have had children!!! You man will be surprised on how tight you feel!!! "
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If you have unprotected sex with a girl who uses this cream, is there a risk of transference of said shrinking cream onto your member?


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If you have unprotected sex with a girl who uses this cream, is there a risk of transference of said shrinking cream onto your member?


try it.
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Waste of money...all you need to do is Donkey Punch and it'll tighten up
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      08-11-2008, 01:53 PM   #10
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      08-11-2008, 02:00 PM   #12
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Oh so tight shrink cream! lmaooo woww
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is this stuff the same as gap filler?
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the french use it on their assholes. seems to work. hiv rate has increased.
LOL!!!
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I bought this about a month ago and it does work. I've had 4 children, all vaginal births, and the last one weighed 9lbs 3oz. This cream tightens just enough to give me some sensations but it's no where near being as tight as I was before giving birth. My husband doesn't really notice a difference except that things are a bit moist--but there is still considerable grip. Overall I am happy with the product. I honestly think that the cream is enhancing my own pleasure more than my husbands. Since there are no instructions on how much is enough I've been using a fingertips worth and it does the job nicely. The tube is teeny so you may go through it faster/slower depending on how active you are. This is cheap enough to try and not feel badly if it doesn't work out. I'll be buying another tube soon.
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overrated, if it dont feel good stick ur foot in there along with ur weewee
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I have been using this product and it really works! I would recommend it to all women who have had children!!! You man will be surprised on how tight you feel!!! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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It's alright for the price but don't expect miracles., June 24, 2008
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I bought this about a month ago and it does work. I've had 4 children, all vaginal births, and the last one weighed 9lbs 3oz. This cream tightens just enough to give me some sensations but it's no where near being as tight as I was before giving birth. My husband doesn't really notice a difference except that things are a bit moist--but there is still considerable grip. Overall I am happy with the product. I honestly think that the cream is enhancing my own pleasure more than my husbands. Since there are no instructions on how much is enough I've been using a fingertips worth and it does the job nicely. The tube is teeny so you may go through it faster/slower depending on how active you are. This is cheap enough to try and not feel badly if it doesn't work out. I'll be buying another tube soon.


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I've seen it at a sex shop
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