Ask a Persian anything

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 06:29 PM

HAHA - Sorry, i know these are getting out hand, but we needed one of these too.

Elie335i · 06-29-2011, 06:29 PM

do you love persian54 ?

Q4P · 06-29-2011, 06:30 PM

Why all the gold?

M3Bahn · 06-29-2011, 06:30 PM

What's a persian?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 06:31 PM

Do you groom your knuckles?

panicos81 · 06-29-2011, 06:31 PM

how do you feel about the film "300"?

Elie335i · 06-29-2011, 06:33 PM

do you think persian54 loves trannys?

ghosthi32 · 06-29-2011, 06:34 PM

boro bebin baba

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 06:42 PM

Don't know persian54 but he seems aight and he knows his ish when it comes to M3s, so much love there... Don't know if he loves trannies or not...

Gold, because we can.

A Persian is a person of Iranian descent who does not subscribe to the country's current ideological or political beliefs or philosophy, IMO, this being especially true since the revolution...

The movie 300 blows

I am one of the lucky ones who is relatively hairless, so I'm hoping one of my constituents can chime in on the grooming of knuckles.

Keep em coming guys...

panicos81 · 06-29-2011, 06:45 PM

persians smell.. is it the food??

mdosu · 06-29-2011, 06:47 PM

does persian54 fap with sandpaper?

M3Bahn · 06-29-2011, 06:52 PM

Are the women as hairy as the men or even hairier?

Blake · 06-29-2011, 06:56 PM

are you related to xerxes?

ghosthi32 · 06-29-2011, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panicos81

persians smell.. is it the food??

you smell

Tondtar · 06-29-2011, 07:30 PM

Do you own a used car lot, valet service or a gas station?

persian54 · 06-29-2011, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elie335i

do you think persian54 loves trannys?

After watching Hangover 2... I don't want to go to Thailand as much anymore :P

persian54 · 06-29-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

Are the women as hairy as the men or even hairier?

Only had sex with one Persian woman...but generally they're much hairier than Asian women...hence why I (and many Persians I know) have the Yellow Plague/Fever

Those who laser or wax on a regular basis are good to go though.

Forcefed3 · 06-29-2011, 08:48 PM

gold and blue, why?

persian54 · 06-29-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdosu

does persian54 fap with sandpaper?

O yeah hardcore

Quote:

Originally Posted by panicos81

how do you feel about the film "300"?

Entertaining

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Do you groom your knuckles?

Sorry I'm not Persian enough to have that much hair, and none of my knuckles

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

What's a persian?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Questforpower

Why all the gold?

Cause silver is cheap and and cause we can

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persian54

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdosu

does persian54 fap with sandpaper?

O yeah hardcore

Quote:

Originally Posted by panicos81

how do you feel about the film "300"?

Entertaining

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Do you groom your knuckles?

Sorry I'm not Persian enough to have that much hair, and none of my knuckles

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3Bahn

What's a persian?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Questforpower

Why all the gold?

Cause silver is cheap and and cause we can

Bareekala! Khoob goftee...

mact3333 · 06-30-2011, 01:01 PM

why do Persians never refer to themselves as Iranians...70's stigma?

why do persian men like asians instead of their own kind?

do persian men only wipe with their left hand?..if so, why?

which is more offensive?...camel jockey?...or sand negro?...middle eastern sasquatch?..."you hairy coos"(there is a placed called Coos Bay where I live and all Persians laugh when they hear that name).

electolysis, nair, laser, wax for the back hair???...most effective?

ianbiz · 06-30-2011, 01:05 PM

kooni

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