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They *do* peel the grapes first, right? I mean you have to maintain certain standards.
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If I consume an unpeeled grape from my female subordinates there will be an immediate full body massage required followed by a sponge bath. That should teach them to never tell me soup and bread from Panera is enough food dammit {in my Ron Swanson voice}
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10-08-2014, 12:54 PM | #1238 |
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FWP of the day;
I normally don't shit here at the plant. For one, the bathrooms have signs "No toilet paper or paper towel in the urinals". Seriously...., wtf? Stupid people. Anyways, I couldn't hold it today, and to my demise, the wonderful rolls of TP made me feel like I was wiping my ass with the equivalent of 320 grit sand paper. |
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10-08-2014, 04:12 PM | #1240 | |
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Not that I have any personal experience with that.
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10-08-2014, 04:27 PM | #1241 |
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Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.
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fwp for the day:
1. my commute into NYC is only 30 minutes... not enough time to nap in the morning. 2. I'm having ribeye steak for dinner... again. getting sick of it.
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10-09-2014, 02:36 PM | #1245 |
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Oh please... Google just brushes it off and says "here are some matching pictures."
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FWP of the day. I submitted plans to town hall to expand my garage. I currently have a comfortable 2 car but I need a 3 wide with one lift for my toys. No go, it was denied. Now I may have to stop buying shit or find a garage near by for rent. WTF
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10-14-2014, 08:34 AM | #1248 | |
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When I lived in MA I wanted to add a 2 car garage, but the smallest they could make it was still 6" too big to fall within the setbacks from the property line, which were 15' if I recall.
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That reminds me of when I was looking to install a window in my garage for some natural light. I went back and fourth with the city for 5 months before I was finally able to get the permit.
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10-14-2014, 01:07 PM | #1250 |
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So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits. So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat. Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her. |
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I feel like the fact that you still share an apartment with her makes for probably a bigger problem than sitting next to her on the plane. Albeit it, the fact that you share an apartment is not a first world problem...it is a third world problem because you are so dirt poor you can't get your own place. So I suppose it doesn't really belong in this thread. |
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10-14-2014, 07:49 PM | #1254 |
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She's going to think you read her emails or something.
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