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      12-17-2010, 07:06 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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      12-17-2010, 07:10 PM   #2
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      12-17-2010, 07:17 PM   #3
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      12-17-2010, 07:18 PM   #4
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chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
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      12-17-2010, 07:46 PM   #6
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chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?
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      12-17-2010, 08:21 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
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      12-17-2010, 09:13 PM   #8
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Chuck Norris created Red Bull by pissing in an empty can.
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      12-17-2010, 09:20 PM   #10
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      12-17-2010, 09:42 PM   #11
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When God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris replied "say please".
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      12-17-2010, 09:43 PM   #12
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Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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      12-17-2010, 09:49 PM   #13
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      12-17-2010, 10:02 PM   #14
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yes jh valley i got the point that it is a repost.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born; he just got tired of wearing his mother.
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Jack Bauer > chuck norris

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      12-17-2010, 11:46 PM   #17
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Epic Beard Man > Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris
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      12-18-2010, 01:22 AM   #18
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris can fix a HPFP
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Chuck Norris does not teabag women, he potato sack them.
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