Acura CL-S owner convince he beat an M3

mkoesel · 06-01-2011, 10:13 AM

I love it when I hear stuff like "dynos are for your ego" from someone with all kinds of bolt-on mods to their car. No, you f-ing tool belt, dynos are to give you and idea of what all the money you are dumping into your bucket of bolts is actually doing (or not doing) for the performance. Get the car on a dyno, and then while you are at it, take it to a drag strip and get some ETs.

But, nah, its probably better to go out on the highway and try to chase down some late model german performance cars. Because that's a lot more scientific. After all, there's no chance at all that the people on the highway might be, oh I don't know, just using it to drive on rather than as a racetrack or e-penis measuring device, right?

This guy is a dick for modding up a POS CL Type S, a dick for bothering people on the street and on the internet with his misplaced fantasies, and a dick for being such a stubborn bull-headed tool. He's literally three dicks in one. A god-damn dick tri-force or something. Gosh, it's like a one man circle jerk in that guys world.

06-01-2011, 10:13 AM	#45
mkoesel Moderator 7512 Rep 19,368 Posts Drives: No BMW for now Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canton, MI iTrader: (1)	I love it when I hear stuff like "dynos are for your ego" from someone with all kinds of bolt-on mods to their car. No, you f-ing tool belt, dynos are to give you and idea of what all the money you are dumping into your bucket of bolts is actually doing (or not doing) for the performance. Get the car on a dyno, and then while you are at it, take it to a drag strip and get some ETs. But, nah, its probably better to go out on the highway and try to chase down some late model german performance cars. Because that's a lot more scientific. After all, there's no chance at all that the people on the highway might be, oh I don't know, just using it to drive on rather than as a racetrack or e-penis measuring device, right? This guy is a dick for modding up a POS CL Type S, a dick for bothering people on the street and on the internet with his misplaced fantasies, and a dick for being such a stubborn bull-headed tool. He's literally three dicks in one. A god-damn dick tri-force or something. Gosh, it's like a one man circle jerk in that guys world.
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