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      09-11-2016, 11:10 PM   #133
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"This car hold it's own"
If the car is complete and sitting on it's wheels, it IS holding it's own.

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When someone posts a damaged car and the reply is 'that'll buff right out'
Sometimes it does buff right out, i've done it.

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"You have to pay to play"
This is pretty much true across the board. If you don't pay, you can't play.

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Haters gonna hate...
It's what haters do.

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"It is, what it is"
At some point in time, it is, exactly what it is and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Gimme a break...


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"I love you/ your mods/ what ever with the word love, and I use this all the time too. Okay, not the I love you, not on this forum anyway, but on an other I did write a poem around the phrase just to get banned finally. It worked.
I love you, even if you have mods.

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They hate us cuz they ain't us
It's pretty much impossible to be us, and they hate that about us. It's one of those things. Get over it.

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"Took delivery"...sounds a bit pompous to me.
It is pompous, BMW owners are pompous.

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Brakes Not Breaks!!!!
Those are the brakes.

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"NO WORRIES"

What a lame phase. I know this might offend the Aussies but it really pisses me off when someone says that to me.
Don't worry, be happy.

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"Those rims or that paint color is 'tits.'"

"That is sex on wheels."
When the rims and paint color are tits, it can lead to sex on wheels. It's sometimes unavoidable.

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"Dat ____ doe" is even worse!
Dat Bimmette doe!

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"Couple chips, cracks, and scuffs, but in mint condition."

Unless it is absolutely flawless and needs nothing, it's not "mint" condition at all.
Mint FLAVORED. Duh.

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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:

"Epic fail"
Yes, creating one now.

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Also any post involving the words "stance", "bagged" or "slammed".
Unless you put the word ASS behind each of those words. Stance ass, bagged some ass, slammed some ass. See...

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The gay agenda. I hate that phrase, like it's something ominous.



Good job, keep up the good work.

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Still catch people saying "irregardless"...


Mother fu**er, that's not a word!
It's moo. Like a cow's opinion. ....It's moo.

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Pulled the trigger
Do it often, build that muscle memory.

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Anything around "fucks given" such as #nofucksgiven or #zerofucksgiven
Some times people just don't give a fuck. At times, it's because they are holding their fucks. Other times, they are just don't have any to give. It's not always because they are greedy.

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Fair enough
Some times it's not fair enough. Some people call that unfair.

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f*ck her right in the pu**y
Solid advice.

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"Don't start no sh!t, won't be no sh!t."

What does this mean anyway?

I mean, if taken literally, yes, I wouldn't want to be poop, but how would I become this if I started sh!t.

And if taken on more of a colloquial level, ie "being the sh!t"...if I were a hood rat perhaps this would be something I would want to be. Because this would mean I was a very important person.
Fucking Canadians, eh.

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Literally

I 'LITERALLY' hate the use of this word.
I literally think this may be my all time worse post of my internetting career. Oh well, if i get a single appreciate, it'll be worth it.
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      09-11-2016, 11:25 PM   #134
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Mrs Tonka must be asleep for you to have this much time on your hands?

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      09-11-2016, 11:43 PM   #135
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Jeez Tonka, you're quoting some of the stuff we said almost two years ago!
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      09-12-2016, 07:36 AM   #136
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Mr Tonka That is a study in memory, diligence, and attention to detail. You sir, win the internet for the week.

Congratulations!
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      09-12-2016, 07:40 AM   #137
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Anything about hate.
Don't hate me.
Haters gonna hate
Etc.

As if detesting something is a bad thing. Guess not liking something isn't PC anymore. What's next? Not allowed to like salty foods?

It's because if global warming or climate change.

Saying things like are you married or policeman, or make america great, or where are you from are racist. Sorry, they aren't. Saying black lives matter is.

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      09-12-2016, 08:05 AM   #138
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"YMMV"

I always have to freaking google it to remember what it means
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      09-12-2016, 09:46 AM   #139
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Mrs Tonka must be asleep for you to have this much time on your hands?

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Jeez Tonka, you're quoting some of the stuff we said almost two years ago!
Let me add two more.

"you've got way too much time on your hands."

"We said that almost two years ago."

Those two are super annoying.

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Mr Tonka That is a study in memory, diligence, and attention to detail. You sir, win the internet for the week.

Congratulations!
At least someone recognizes brilliance. haha
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      09-12-2016, 10:29 AM   #140
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      09-12-2016, 10:59 AM   #141
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
I don't use the word "dude" so that can't be me.
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"Use the search button or google it." I'm thinking, he's a new guy who needs help, asshole. Cut him some slack.
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
I don't use the word "dude" so that can't be me.
So you're saying you don't necessarily want me to stop then? :
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
I don't use the word "dude" so that can't be me.
So you're saying you don't necessarily want me to stop then? :
Not helping your oldie-pedo status Toddy...
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
I don't use the word "dude" so that can't be me.
So you're saying you don't necessarily want me to stop then? :
Not helping your oldie-pedo status Toddy...
Hey, I want the call reviewed on replay
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Adding the words 'Rare' or 'Ultra Rare' to your FS post so it seems that the high price you're asking for used parts is justified (especially when the item is not either...)
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My least favorite used expression is:
Dude, stop sending me dick pics in PM you fucking weirdo.
I don't use the word "dude" so that can't be me.
So you're saying you don't necessarily want me to stop then? :
Not helping your oldie-pedo status Toddy...
Hey, I want the call reviewed on replay
After review, the call stands. Touchdown Smooshy.
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Adding the words 'Rare' or 'Ultra Rare' to your FS post so it seems that the high price you're asking for used parts is justified (especially when the item is not either...)


Or 1 of 1 bc they got some oddball individual color but it's still a mass produced car everything else is 1 of 10,000 at least.

Unique is another one.
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