Wouldn't you agree?????

Alpine Whiteboy · 10-28-2011, 12:19 PM

Hey so I went on a date with this girl I met at a Castle. Not trying to brag, but she is a princess. I figured I'd see what's up with her because the other 12 feminists I'm with are starting to bore me and really take up a lot of my time between work and stuntin'. So anyway I call her up and she tells me we should meet at a nearby pub right over the outskirts between our two kingdoms. So I agree and hop on my high horse and head on over. After talkin for a bit she starts going off on how she's a princess and everybody is jealous of her because she's so cute, (she's ok, I've dated Queens better lookin then her) blah blah blah I have no friends blah blah and she needs a good slaying

Anyway she tells me she has to go use the lavatory and tells me to order her this extravagant fine wine which I think was just ridiculous! So when she gets back I tell her look here my dearest princess, but I think thee should pay for thou own drink, for I am not a peasant, I am a god given gift to women. She agrees to pay the 40 gold coins and I then pay my 30 gold. Then she turns around and tells me that I am ignorant and a low life and should be struck upon lightning! I mean COME ON!! Does she really think I should pay ALL THAT GOLD?!?!? so anyway in the middle of her wrath, I stood up and bid her a farewell, jumped on my high horse, and rode into the sunset...

Was I wrong???

Here's a pic of me and her:

immiketoo · 10-28-2011, 12:20 PM

WTF?

Rotorocious · 10-28-2011, 12:24 PM

lolz
where did that thread go

Alpine Whiteboy · 10-28-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by immiketoo

WTF?

Some people will get it...

SpmnE9zero · 10-28-2011, 12:34 PM

I just laughed so hard..... srsly laughing out loud!

BMW F22 · 10-28-2011, 12:34 PM

Sigh...you guys have too much time on your hand... lol
*apprarently i do too since I posted in this thread*

qclik · 10-28-2011, 12:35 PM

cool story bro.

someone post the real version of this yesterday

MidwestGolfBum · 10-28-2011, 12:35 PM

Bravo, sir! Bravo!

miiipilot · 10-28-2011, 01:01 PM

Awesome

Ali.K_BMW · 10-28-2011, 01:09 PM

bahahhaahahhahaahahah no you didn't!! looool

Templar · 10-28-2011, 01:11 PM

lol... Shame that thread got deleted. Think it was getting too hot in there for that bro...

sk8board511 · 10-28-2011, 01:20 PM

Amazing

Javi335 · 10-28-2011, 01:49 PM

im try to listen the new album of Huey Lewis and the news, but poster like him dont stop to buzz in my ear ...

Gavin@MMW · 10-28-2011, 01:56 PM

Slops · 10-28-2011, 02:59 PM

cute story bro ... Mwhwhahahahhaha

Templar · 10-28-2011, 03:18 PM

I wonder where the OP of that thread went.

He's probably beating off those 12 "girls" right now...

(Snap!)

AU335i · 10-28-2011, 03:18 PM

BAHAHAHA did he get butthurt and delete his thread?

BTM · 10-28-2011, 03:23 PM

I fucked Mila Kunis last night

BMWinNorthdakota · 10-28-2011, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AU335i

BAHAHAHA did he get butthurt and delete his thread?

I believe a mod did.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTM

I fucked Mila Kunis last night

You musta bought her drinks, bro. *high five

BTM · 10-28-2011, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWinNorthdakota

I believe a mod did.

You musta bought her drinks, bro. *high five

If by bought drinks you mean dropped acid and jerked off yes

panicos81 · 10-28-2011, 04:58 PM

hahaha nice..

Mr.RT · 10-28-2011, 05:25 PM

Bwahahaha nice one!

10-28-2011, 12:19 PM	#1
Alpine Whiteboy Jerry's Fault... 175 Rep 9,258 Posts Drives: 2013 535xi M-Sport SGM Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Queens, N.Y. iTrader: (1)	Hey so I went on a date with this girl I met at a Castle. Not trying to brag, but she is a princess. I figured I'd see what's up with her because the other 12 feminists I'm with are starting to bore me and really take up a lot of my time between work and stuntin'. So anyway I call her up and she tells me we should meet at a nearby pub right over the outskirts between our two kingdoms. So I agree and hop on my high horse and head on over. After talkin for a bit she starts going off on how she's a princess and everybody is jealous of her because she's so cute, (she's ok, I've dated Queens better lookin then her) blah blah blah I have no friends blah blah and she needs a good slaying Anyway she tells me she has to go use the lavatory and tells me to order her this extravagant fine wine which I think was just ridiculous! So when she gets back I tell her look here my dearest princess, but I think thee should pay for thou own drink, for I am not a peasant, I am a god given gift to women. She agrees to pay the 40 gold coins and I then pay my 30 gold. Then she turns around and tells me that I am ignorant and a low life and should be struck upon lightning! I mean COME ON!! Does she really think I should pay ALL THAT GOLD?!?!? so anyway in the middle of her wrath, I stood up and bid her a farewell, jumped on my high horse, and rode into the sunset... Was I wrong??? Here's a pic of me and her:
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