stuck waiting at toll booth pickup up a girl

Wakka · 06-01-2010, 08:08 PM

Fuck her man, my friend met at girl on chatroulette and fucked her... he hasnt said anything of his dick falling off.

CollinsE90 · 06-01-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

Fuck her man, my friend met at girl on chatroulette and fucked her... he hasnt said anything of his dick falling off.

takes up to 6 months for HIV to show

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

Fuck her man, my friend met at girl on chatroulette and fucked her... he hasnt said anything of his dick falling off.

Really? I used to meet girls on dating sites, it was actually really easy.

Had a long term relationship with one too, but in the end they are crazy since they are on a dating site in their early 20's.

Hawkeye · 06-02-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

She called you back? Aren't you azn?

Even better is that he does not understand why this was funny!

Verbiage · 06-02-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

So i see hot blonde waiting for the toll and she gives meher numberafew days im feeling aggresive so i sent her pic of my penis. she calls and i tell her i was trying to erase a pic and must have sent it to her by mistake and she said that its ok. what could she possibly want? penis? so i couldnt close the deal because i thought i might walk into a trap or even if she would suck my dick idk if i want to hang out with a girl that would hook up with a guy that instead of calling just sends her a pic of his dick. now that i think of it maybe im on to something,

HOW the hell did I not read this post sooner? Just the fact that mpimping started this thread should have been reason. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a while on here.

LOL at pp falling off

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Originally Posted by AS335i

What the HELL does that mean? Idk about you but when I feel aggressive I go and beat the fuck outa someone, not send people pictures of my dick? And last time I ever heard anyone sending some a pic of their dick was when I was in middle school

I hope this is a joke!

Dunno man. Some chick I used to talk to in college had an ex boyfriend who did that. He was 21.

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Originally Posted by kaykay

mpimping is on ANOTHER LEVEL with his posts. Seriously.

mpimping, are you from the future????

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Lol... His posts cause me to re read them multiple times.

RIGHT? LMAO.

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Originally Posted by radix

Poll translation:

If you sent an attractive woman you just met a picture of your penis and she was fine with that would you go out with her?

- Yes, I'm horny
- No, she probably has herpes
- No, she is underage and I will end up being told to take a seat by Chris Hansen.
- Yes, but only if it were Sara.

Radix is the man.

KingOfJericho · 06-02-2010, 11:00 AM

chd2 · 06-02-2010, 07:45 PM

What the fuck did I just read?!? Hell, the toll booth whores here aren't worth a pic of my D....so I say NO!

OlivaresAnthony · 06-02-2010, 08:00 PM

I want to know what mpimping ended up doing..

Alexander · 06-02-2010, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by OlivaresAnthony

I want to know what mpimping ended up doing..

He probably just caught some insanely nasty disease and is in critical right now.

Verbiage · 06-02-2010, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

He probably just caught some insanely nasty disease and is in critical right now.

WAT

CollinsE90 · 06-02-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OlivaresAnthony

I want to know what mpimping ended up doing..

hopefully he met her at a library for a grammar lesson date

Verbiage · 06-02-2010, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

hopefully he met her at a library for a grammar lesson date

OOOOHHHHH.

Verbiage · 06-02-2010, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

DAMN!!!!!

coldasice appears!

Fucking Supreme Allied Commander and shit

Sara · 06-02-2010, 10:59 PM

Verbiage · 06-02-2010, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Mixed messages ftw.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OlivaresAnthony

I want to know what mpimping ended up doing..

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

Another one!

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye;..7424538

Even better is that he does not understand why this was funny!

Of

of course i understand the moronic attempt at humor. i'm asian and we are bred for our superior intelligence. obv the girl liked it or she wouldnt have called and been interested. i just had a bad feeling like it wasnt gng to turn out well

Verbiage · 06-03-2010, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Of

of course i understand the moronic attempt at humor. i'm asian and we are bred for our superior intelligence. obv the girl liked it or she wouldnt have called and been interested. i just had a bad feeling like it wasnt gng to turn out well

LOL at how "of" was written twice.

mpimping · 06-03-2010, 08:20 PM

Meh the grammar date isnt a bad idea. she was a teacher so it would go something like this. now. now!

AS335i · 06-03-2010, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

Dan in PA · 06-03-2010, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Chickened out becaause i was worriedthat a cop might be there. if i wasnt walking into a trap why would i chill with a girl that would hook up with a guy that would just send her the pic of his penis wo calling first. she gave me her number while she was stuck at the toll and most guys wouldnt have the balls to be like can i have your number when they see a cute girl like that. then a few days later i sent her the pic of my penis but she wasnt mad so i think i blw it but the funny part was that she was a teacher.lol what is she gng to teach me? std education? safer sex? meh i passed. not worth it. that is a lesson you clowns should learn from the master. leave them wanting more but dont blow the deal. and if you see a hot girl anywhere go for it. fuck bar sluts when you can pick up a sober girl that is much better. i dont need grammar lessons. if i ever have to work again in a real job, i will have an assistant of course, like i did for seven years straight form the age of 21 when you pick up hot randon girls and get their pussies wet and get forget them please post in this thread or gtfu!

What exactly do you do for a living?

View Poll Results: sent a hottie that u just met a pic of your d do you go out with her
yes im horny	20	39.22%
no my pp will fall off	6	11.76%
no a police officer will be there	9	17.65%
only if it was sara	16	31.37%
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll

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