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      02-19-2011, 01:35 PM   #1
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Don't you hate

When you whack off and some of the cum lands on your stomach..... so you have to walk around with your tshirt in your mouth?
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      02-19-2011, 01:40 PM   #2
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read any FBF lately?

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      02-19-2011, 01:44 PM   #4
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THEN SPLAT ON YOUR STOMACH!

THEN you have to walk around with your t shirt in your mouth looking like a fool
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      02-19-2011, 01:44 PM   #5
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read any FBF lately?

cum on stomach and walk to bathroom with shirt in your mouth lately?
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well now you know to have a tissue ready for next time
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i'm not getting this whole shirt in mouth thing

or the cumming on the stomach deal
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i'm not getting this whole shirt in mouth thing

or the cumming on the stomach deal
no map of hawaii?
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      02-19-2011, 01:49 PM   #9
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Every thread you make is about masturbating or porn
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seriously who doesnt keep tissues right next to the computer? I sure know i do.
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Every thread you make is about masturbating or porn
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      02-19-2011, 02:50 PM   #13
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That's insanity wolf... we can make you a meme if you want. If there are any pics of you on the internet anywhere... it can and will happen.
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So wait....

You fap. You get it on your stomach. Your shirt touches your stomach, transferring the goods onto your shirt. And that means you "have to walk around with your shirt in your mouth"?

You know how I know you're gay?
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      02-19-2011, 03:01 PM   #19
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That's insanity wolf... we can make you a meme if you want. If there are any pics of you on the internet anywhere... it can and will happen.
There's one somewhere, I'll go dig it up.
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So wait....

You fap. You get it on your stomach. Your shirt touches your stomach, transferring the goods onto your shirt. And that means you "have to walk around with your shirt in your mouth"?

You know how I know you're gay?
Fap lands in middle of shirt, don't want to run off onto carpet while going to bathroom, but end of shirt in mouth making cradle, successfully walk to bathroom.

Can't believe I just spelled that out.

Edit, wow, gogo spelling and grammatical errors.
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There's one somewhere, I'll go dig it up.
Found it

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