How to have sex for hours?

aut0sh0cker · 04-03-2008, 01:25 AM

Two tips that always helped me out:

1. When you start getting "feelings," just go really deep into her and hold for a few seconds. This a) feels really good for her and, b) loses the friction-induced sensation that you have...

2. Working out earlier the same day always seems to help also.

good luck bro, and happy sexing!

ADHD · 04-03-2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

ill rub a couple out during the day and come showtime, im good to go for a while

THIS IS KEY

FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,

Kitz · 04-03-2008, 01:32 AM

dont forget

xquisit · 04-03-2008, 01:33 AM

ADHD is right.. It's true, but try to think of Barney...maybe he'll be your energizer bunny!

Bobby_Light · 04-03-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

1. When you start getting "feelings," just go really deep into her and hold for a few seconds. This a) feels really good for her and, b) loses the friction-induced sensation that you have...
!

Deeper is not better actually. Most of the nerve endings inside the vagina are closest to the opening.

"The internal walls of the vagina itself do not have a great supply of nerve endings, thus are not very sensitive to touch. The outer one-third of the vagina, especially near the opening, contains nearly 90 percent of the vaginal nerve endings and therefore is much more sensitive to touch than the inner two-thirds of the vaginal barrel."

Source
http://health.discovery.com/centers/...ia/vagina.html

rambino · 04-03-2008, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

once you bust your first nut, take a warm wet rag, and rub it over your chest slowly while taking deep breaths. youll be amazed at what can happen.

HUH?

I dont get it.. that sounds gay as hell

Limegrntaln · 04-03-2008, 05:37 AM

Dood! your on a Bimmer Forum asking how to take care of a 4 hour piece of ass

OverDrive · 04-03-2008, 06:36 AM

there is a condom brand called durex which really helps in maxing out your climax. A friend of mine used it and he had sex for 3 hours and the girl's vagina started bleeding...lol
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MTV · 04-03-2008, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

ill rub a couple out during the day and come showtime, im good to go for a while

That's the best way...

MTV · 04-03-2008, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADHD

THIS IS KEY

FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,

laughing my ass of reading this. haha!!

jeveryday · 04-03-2008, 07:54 AM

Get that first nut out the way as quick as possible. Once you get that out the way the second round should last for a while.

dagjohnsen · 04-03-2008, 08:26 AM

Find a new girl that:

1. likes to have sex for 30 minutes

2. Get help from your friends....take shifts.

3. Find a new girl that you REALLY click with, then YOU are the one that wants 2-4 hour sessions!

RedGT3 · 04-03-2008, 08:34 AM

Just do your thing and when your done pull your pants up give her a kiss in the forehead and call it a night.

jhv · 04-03-2008, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambino

HUH?

I dont get it.. that sounds gay as hell

LMAO

TurboFan · 04-03-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADHD

THIS IS KEY

FLOG THE DOG!! seriusly jack off an hour before she shows up and youll be good to roll!!!! and when u do start to cum think of like dirt bike riding or i think of going big on my snowboard in a competition and how im going to land the jump!! I know im wierd but it works,,

That's the funniest shit I've read all day!

I may need to add that quote to my sig!!!

Couch · 04-03-2008, 09:48 AM

Do you really need cialis or products like it? Or are you just taking them?

Not a good idea unless you really need them and get a prescription.

grumpybear · 04-03-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

Ok my new gf is sleeping over Thursday night and wants a lot of sex. I'm usually a 15 to 25 minute kind of guy. She wants like 4 hours of it. How the fuck do I do that? What diet should I be on?

Here's what I have in my arsenal:
-i'm in good shape (cardio is good)
-box of cialis (the cheap generic kind from india)
-porn movies (lots of good quality stuff)

any advice from superfuckers out there?

4 hours non-stop and 4 hours worth are two different things. Pace yourself.

mds82 · 04-03-2008, 10:04 AM

send me my way - i'll take care of her... ha ha ha

UncleWede · 04-03-2008, 10:04 AM

"Seek immediate help if you experience an erection lasting for 4 hours or more" Don't you guys listen to the small print on those ads?????

b335i · 04-03-2008, 10:15 AM

Best thread ever hahahaa

grumpybear · 04-03-2008, 10:29 AM

hey, you're ok. It turns out your an average guy. Now you suck compare to those of us who can go for hours and really satisfy a woman, but at least you're average.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/perso...ef=mpstoryview

TheAcAvenger · 04-03-2008, 10:39 AM

The longest i've ever survived is 3 hours. Just nut as many times as possible before she gets there. Drink lots of gatorade beforehand. Focus enough to be interested but not enough to lose it early. I don't know if you're a box-eater, but if you are, it's a good way to take a break without her realizing it.

Ask kiemeyster or spool, i'm sure those fools have a novel on the subject.

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