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      09-25-2008, 04:43 PM   #45
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Seriously...I want to know how this grotesque phenomenon takes place. When I got to the urinal all I do is:

-Whip Mr. Belevere out
-Spray the urinal cake with glorious warm pee
-Lightly tap the head to elimate unwanted wetness
-Zip up
-Wash
-Go about my day

It was my assumption that EVERYBODY uses this same method. Apparently i'm wrong.

I mean, look at the attached photo. You can floss your teeth with that one!!!How does this happen???
You don't flush?
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      09-25-2008, 05:18 PM   #46
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Three On One Rim!!!
Man, starting this thread has made you go to a lot of public urinals with a camera in hand for the past two days ...STOP before foot tapping Repub congressmen get a hold of you there
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      09-25-2008, 05:20 PM   #47
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Well hair falls off all the time.
If penis is big and sticky enough, it will come with few hairs on it when you take em out for peepy.
The Big & Sticky enough is kinda creepy, you should wash once in awhile, esp. after sex.
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      09-25-2008, 06:18 PM   #48
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The Big & Sticky enough is kinda creepy, you should wash once in awhile, esp. after sex.
Well what can I say... some of us are just clearner... of get laid more often... so we get to wash it more.
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      09-25-2008, 07:57 PM   #49
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In high school, one of my friends use to pluck out one pube and stick it on the towel rack in the shower.

Never knew why, we just and
when i was in high school some students stick it on the mirror.
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      09-26-2008, 01:52 PM   #50
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Doody!!!

Now there is Doody on the toilet seat!!! Doody!!!

What's wrong with people?!?!?!?
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